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New Pub Restrictions Could Spell End Of Riding In The Disabled Toilets
THE QUESTION ‘what makes a pub a pub’ is being debated today after radical new plans were mooted that would ... -
Pubs To Charge Entry Fees, And Other Stuff We’ve Just Made Up
THIS just in: A number of extra fees and charges are to be implemented by publicans when the restrictions surrounding ... -
Publicans Definitely Having Sneaky Pints, Suspects Everyone
SPECULATION as to whether local publicans have been having sneaky pints without so much as an invite to loyal customers ... -
“Yeah, Yeah, 600 Deaths, But When Are The Pubs Open?”
AS part of WWNs opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is ... -
Waterford Man Now Referring To Sitting Room As ‘His Local’
“THE usual please chief” beamed Waterford man Niall Shellvin, as he sat at his favourite chair with a crisp beer ... -
Number Of Drunk Idiots In A&E Falls To 250 Year Low
SCIENTISTS are investigating a possible side effect of Coronavirus infection spread after startling data from Irish A&E departments show a ... -
Lad Off The Beer Two Days Preaching Already
A COUNTY Waterford man who has managed to abstain from drinking for two whole days has confirmed he has never ... -
Man Fills Nostrils With Cement In Bid To Quit Cocaine
FULLY EMBRACING the concept of Dry January one local man has funneled some quick-dry cement up his nostrils in a ... -
Man Pretending To Enjoy Alcohol To Fit In Like Some Insecure Teenager
ONE LOCAL adult male has failed to shake off the insecurity which governs his fear of being judged and singled ... -
Drinking In Wetherspoons: A Guide
IF IT’S one thing the Irish love, it’s drink. If it’s two things, it’s cheap drink. Throw in cheap food, ...
