-
Hungover Man Wakes Up With Lad In Hand After Suspected Drunken Wank
LOCAL man and expert level masturbater Ciaran Callerty has awoken to a severe hangover and little recollection of the night ... -
New Drink Driving Lanes Proposed In Ireland
A NEW bill which will allocate a dedicated drink driving lane on all primary and secondary roads around the country is expected to be passed ... -
How Tiredness Can Help You Get The Most Out Of Your Drinking
WITH Dry January almost out of the way, the vast majority of Irish people are looking to get themselves out ... -
Local Man Knows How He Gets After A Few Pints
WATERFORD man Ian O’Cahill doesn’t need his wife Helen to remind him about ‘how he gets after a few pints’ ... -
Neurologists Discover Part Of Brain That Tells You To Go Drinking When You’ve €29 To ...
SOME of the world’s leading brain scientists believe that they may have isolated a group of synapses deep within the ... -
No Safe Level Of Alcohol, Claims Some Bullshit Study
A NEW study probably carried out by Americans who can’t drink for shit anyway has claimed that there is no ... -
Heavy Drinkers Evolve To Grow Second, Spare Liver
IRISH doctors have heralded the evolution of some test subjects who have grown a second liver to compensate for their ... -
Man Who Drank Too Much At Weekend Wondering Why He’s Feeling Down
A LOCAL Waterford man has been left perplexed by his current state of listlessness, which sees him more despondent and ... -
“Stop Offering Solutions & Just Let Us Drink Drive”
A GOVERNMENT scheme which will see 50 bus routes operate across 19 counties during the evenings has been lambasted as ... -
Nation To Finally Give Up The Drink After Double Price Increase
WORLD leaders, celebrities and millions of social media users across the planet joined together today to congratulate the Irish nation ...