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Lazy Bastard Insists Back Garden Is “Biodiversity Friendly”
WATERFORD man and renowned layabout Declan Haskey has doubled down on his claim that his overgrown, weed-filled back garden is ... -
Leaked: Details From Fine Gael’s ‘Swing-gate’ Report
AFTER the embarrassing PR disaster that was Fine Gael TD Maria Bailey’s ‘Swing gate’ saga, Fine Gael endeavoured to launch ... -
GP Prescribing Benzos Like He’s On Commission
“Oh, you’re feeling a little bit down after your gerbil died; here’s a prescription for some benzos that should keep you in ... -
Irish Border Issue Steadfastly Refuses To Fuck Off
BREXITEERS have angrily expressed their frustration with the Northern Irish border, which has yet to ‘do the right thing’ and ... -
Wimax Lad To Sort Out Broadband Plan With Catchy Jingle
THE government have moved to ease fears surrounding the escalating costs and controversies surrounding the National Broadband Plan, by hiring ... -
Court Hears How Grandchild Was Forced To Keep Quiet About €5
TIME is running out in the case of an 8-year-old Waterford child who was found in possession of a €5 note, with the ... -
People ‘Working From Home’ Doing Fuck All Work, Report Reveals
A REPORT has sent shockwaves through the business community after it revealed that the average employee granted permission to work ... -
New Rent Only Apartment Complex Named ‘Worthless Peasants’
TAKING a leaf out of the book of a luxurious Dublin ‘co-living’ development in Dun Laoghaire named ‘The Orphanage’ so-called ... -
Do You Qualify For Medicinal Cannabis?
AS the HSE continues to mull over the merits of medicinal cannabis, several long-term sufferers of illness that may benefit ... -
Government Try Selling Irish Beef Farmers On Ebay
IN RESPONSE to the EU/Mercosur trade deal which will see tariff free beef being imported from South America, the government ...