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Ireland Puts Guinness Fart Deterrent Forces On Standby
THE DEPARTMENT of Defence has confirmed it has put its Guinness fart deterrent forces (GFDF) on standby following Vladimir Putin’s ... -
Trump Among Putin’s Assets Being Frozen
FOLLOWING a raft of sanctions by EU, America, Canada and other nations on Russia’s regime, Vladimir Putin is set to ... -
The Irish Politician’s Guide To Cheap Point Scoring Over Ukraine
WHILE many Irish people have been watching on in horror at the unfolding invasion of Ukraine, elsewhere Irish politicians have ... -
‘Middle Finger To Putin’ EU-Wide Doorstep Salute Scheduled For 6PM
FOLLOWING the success of the ‘clap for your health service’ program during the peak of the Covid pandemic, EU nations ... -
Idiot Impeached For Withholding Military Aid From Ukraine Says He Would Have Stopped Putin
A MONUMENTAL idiot with a desiccated turd for a brain has declared that he would have prevented Vladimir Putin’s invasion ... -
And Here Was You Thinking 2022 Was Going To Be Quiet
MISTAKENLY thinking you could breathe a deep sigh of relief as you said a hopeful farewell to two years of ... -
“Oh No, Sanctions” Laughs Nation That Supplies The Bulk Of World’s Fossil Fuels
SANCTIONS that would condemn other countries to a lifetime of economic catastrophe are reportedly being shrugged off by Vladimir Putin, ... -
Government Would Wheel Your Granny Off A Cliff If Big Tech Company Asked, Finds Report
THE GOVERNMENT would absolutely turf your grandmother over the cliffs of Moher or any other headland with gleeful abandon while ... -
“No Guinness, Banned From Coppers”: Full Irish Sanctions On Putin Revealed
AFTER the US announced sanctions on Russia and the UK government imposed sanctions on all non-Tory donating Russians in London ... -
“My 6 Months Of Hell In Portugal On Holidays After Covid Breaches”
MANDELA’S long walk to freedom, the Guildford Four’s convictions being quashed and now Phil Hogan being cleared by Phil Hogan ...
