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“You Up?” Britain Drunk Texts The EU At 2am
SHORTLY after voting to extend the March 29th deadline for leaving the EU and cracking open a bottle of wine, ... -
“14 Dead Bodies Insufficient Evidence,” Confirm British Government
AFTER learning that Northern Ireland’s Public Prosecution Service will prosecute just one of 16 British soldiers for their involvement in ... -
Taoiseach Spends Entire Pence Meeting Shifting Boyfriend
A LEAKED copy of the Taoiseach’s itinerary for his St. Patrick’s trip to the USA has revealed that Leo Varadkar is ... -
Britain Shits In Hands & Claps
SOURCES close to the formerly Great Britain have intimated this may be the 17th time this week that the unhinged ... -
Britain May Be Forced To Invoke The Dreaded Article 51; Here’s What That Means
FOLLOWING yet another defeat for her Brexit deal yesterday, British PM Theresa May has announced that she may have no ... -
The Latest Brexit Developments Explained
A LATE NIGHT press conference, a second UK parliament vote on May’s Brexit Deal and the UK Attorney General tweeting ... -
National Broadband Plan Consists Of Two Cans Joined By String
THE government has moved to quell dissent in regards to the lack of progress of the National Broadband Plan by ... -
Israeli War Crimes < Eurovision
RTÉ have urged the country not to bother looking into the litany of atrocities carried out by the Israeli government ... -
74 Houses Built For Workshy Non-Voters In 2018
THE government has announced that a sum total of 74 social housing units were built by Dublin City Council in ... -
Bloody Sunday Downgraded To ‘Dignified & Appropriate Sunday’
THE Conservative Party has succeeded in their motion to rename the 1972 massacre in Derry, formerly known as ‘Bloody Sunday’, ...