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Public Shocked To Learn Government In Bed With Multinationals
THE IRISH public let out a shrill cry before dramatically fainting after learning its government may have shown preferential treatment ... -
Press This Button To Cancel Brexit
Action loading. Connecting to European Commission servers. Loading. Processing. Loading. Complete. CONGRATULATIONS Theresa! ??? You’ve done it, you have successfully ... -
Trump Suffering From Crippling Vietnam Flashbacks
DISPLAYING all the hallmarks of someone who has been through a horribly traumatic ordeal that will leave a lasting mark ... -
Projected Cost Of Everything Should Be Multiplied By 10, Confirms Government
ALL BUT ADMITTING it is their current policy to pluck figures from their arses, the government has urged the public ... -
Brexit Really Eating Into Dáil Bar Time, State TDs
TDs have spent the majority of today locked in crunch debates regarding the government’s No-Deal Brexit Omnibus Bill, seriously ruining ... -
Jeremy Corbyn Wakes From 2-Year Coma
BRITAIN is still experiencing the aftershocks of a political earthquake following Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn’s sudden awakening from a coma ... -
Trump’s Bone Spurs Finally Heal In Time For Vietnam Trip
PRESIDENT of the free world Donald Trump has defied medical experts by making a miraculous recovery from the bone spurs ... -
Egypt Asked To Keep Executions To A Minimum During EU Talks
WITH the EU-Arab Summit welcoming delegates and leaders from 24 European countries to Egypt this week, President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi has ... -
Have Your Parents Been Radicalised By Newstalk? Know The Signs
MORE and more people are reporting that their parents are being radicalised by Newstalk, or even more worrying cases, by ... -
This Brave Carlow Family Has Agreed To Take The Brunt Of A No-Deal Brexit
THE government are today breathing a big Brexit sigh of relief, after a plucky Carlow household volunteered to bear the ...