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Ireland Still Carrying Extra Christmas Weight From 2006
IRELAND has defended its recent slide toward an obesity epidemic by pointing out it is still carrying a lot of ... -
High In Fibre Broadband Unveiled Across The Country
THE Nation’s internet providers have unveiled the latest in astonishing technology, which will further enhance customer experience while browsing the ... -
Babies Are Shit
NEWBORN babies have come under fire this week after a new study published by popular women’s magazine Mum2B found them to ... -
World’s First Person Cured By Homeopathy
THE homeopathic community is celebrating a world’s first as Waterford woman Sharon Johns was successfully cured using natural remedies which ... -
100% Of Drinkers “Grand Until The Fresh Air Hits Them”
PEOPLE who consume large amounts of alcohol are being advised to stay indoors during binges, after a recent study confirmed ... -
Midlands Regional Hospital Found To Be Just Painted Plywood Screwed To Scaffolding
THERE was widespread condemnation of the HSE yesterday after a shocking investigation into the Midlands Regional Hospital revealed that the ... -
Women With Bodies At High Risk Of Getting Cancer
CUTTING edge research by the Institute of Research into Research Institutes has revealed that women with bodies are at a ... -
Wicklow Field Infested With Dubliners In Mobile Homes
A FIELD adjacent to Wicklow’s beautiful Brittas Bay has become infested with Dubliners thanks to the seasonal migrations of the ... -
Local Man Never Knows Which Eye To Look At When Speaking To Cross-eyed Friend
COUNTY Waterford native Karl Holden has come to the conclusion today that people with cross-eyes should mark “the good eye” ... -
Man Upgrades Fart From Good Arse To Great Arse
CLOSE analysis of an epic anal air expulsion has moved a Tiperary man to declare it a “great arse” as ...