THE Nation’s internet providers have unveiled the latest in astonishing technology, which will further enhance customer experience while browsing the web. Hot on the heels of Ireland’s rollout of broadband and fibre broadband which changed the lives of at least 12 people comes new ‘high in fibre’ broadband. Not only does high in fibre broadband… Read more »
NEWBORN babies have come under fire this week after a new study published by popular women’s magazine Mum2B found them to be absolutely shit, and not of much use to anyone. The study found that babies aged from 0-12 months were practically useless as individuals, putting them in the same category as plankton and household dust… Read more »
THE homeopathic community is celebrating a world’s first as Waterford woman Sharon Johns was successfully cured using natural remedies which made use of the body’s healing powers. Miss Johns, 34, had been suffering from an aggressive form of cough, but found the presence of the malignant affliction eradicated completely by sniffing a bit of lavender… Read more »
PEOPLE who consume large amounts of alcohol are being advised to stay indoors during binges, after a recent study confirmed that leaving a pub or party and ‘hitting the fresh air’ is the main cause of drunkenness. The study, which included a survey taken by thousands of hungover people, ascertained that 100% of drinkers are… Read more »
THERE was widespread condemnation of the HSE yesterday after a shocking investigation into the Midlands Regional Hospital revealed that the facility is nothing but a facade made from plywood screwed to a huge scaffolding. The damning independent report comes after a number of investigations by HIQA, the body set up by the HSE to investigate… Read more »
CUTTING edge research by the Institute of Research into Research Institutes has revealed that women with bodies are at a higher risk of getting cancer. Floating female orbs have breathed a sigh of relief at the news, but the latest research means women with bodies face yet more worry when it comes to a number… Read more »
A FIELD adjacent to Wicklow’s beautiful Brittas Bay has become infested with Dubliners thanks to the seasonal migrations of the urban pest southwards, WWN can reveal. Enclosed in makeshift nests known as ‘mobile homes’, the Dubliner has become an increasingly familiar sight in these parts when temperatures increase incrementally as Ireland approaches the Summer months…. Read more »
COUNTY Waterford native Karl Holden has come to the conclusion today that people with cross-eyes should mark “the good eye” with some form of tattoo or indicator, letting everyone else know which one to look at. The son-of-two made the statement shortly after speaking to friend Jamie McWilliams, who has had Strabismus since childhood. “It would… Read more »
CLOSE analysis of an epic anal air expulsion has moved a Tiperary man to declare it a “great arse” as opposed to just a good one. Martin Byrne was socialising with his friends in a quiet pub in his hometown of Clonmel when he felt the urge to pass wind. Being in the company of… Read more »
NEARLY two hundred and eighty people were raped and another one hundred and forty four were murdered during a reenactment rehearsal of the Viking invasion of Waterford City yesterday morning. As an eerie calm descended on the scorched streets today, distraught survivors recounted a fresh catalogue of horrors committed by local volunteers who just seem… Read more »