Category: HEALTH

High In Fibre Broadband Unveiled Across The Country

THE Nation’s internet providers have unveiled the latest in astonishing technology, which will further enhance customer experience while browsing the web. Hot on the heels of Ireland’s rollout of broadband and fibre broadband which changed the lives of at least 12 people comes new ‘high in fibre’ broadband. Not only does high in fibre broadband… Read more »

Babies Are Shit

NEWBORN babies have come under fire this week after a new study published by popular women’s magazine Mum2BĀ found them to be absolutely shit, and not of much use to anyone. The study found that babies aged from 0-12 months were practically useless as individuals, putting them in the same category as plankton and household dust… Read more »

World’s First Person Cured By Homeopathy

THE homeopathic community is celebrating a world’s first as Waterford woman Sharon Johns was successfully cured using natural remedies which made use of the body’s healing powers. Miss Johns, 34, had been suffering from an aggressive form of cough, but found the presence of the malignant affliction eradicated completely by sniffing a bit of lavender… Read more »

Women With Bodies At High Risk Of Getting Cancer

CUTTING edge research by the Institute of Research into Research Institutes has revealed that women with bodies are at a higher risk of getting cancer. Floating female orbs have breathed a sigh of relief at the news, but the latest research means women with bodies face yet more worry when it comes to a number… Read more »

Wicklow Field Infested With Dubliners In Mobile Homes

A FIELD adjacent to Wicklow’s beautiful Brittas Bay has become infested with Dubliners thanks to the seasonal migrations of the urban pest southwards, WWN can reveal. Enclosed in makeshift nests known as ‘mobile homes’, the Dubliner has become an increasingly familiar sight in these parts when temperatures increase incrementally as Ireland approaches the Summer months…. Read more »