ABSOLUTE fucking legend Aaron Maher has been informed by doctors that his liver has sustained so much damage from heavy drinking, that he must receive a liver transplant or face certain death. While the news is far from welcome considering the devastating consequences to his health, Maher is enjoying the fact his legacy as an… Read more »
THERE was more bad news today for people who frequently fall down in large clumps of nettles, after it was revealed that dock leaves would only be available with a prescription from September onwards. The decision was met with fury from parents and children alike, who know that the in and out motion of a… Read more »
WE here at WWN towers, as well as over at our sister site ohmygodamyhuberman.com, love a good uplifting story which transcends the normal barriers everyday people face in going viral on the internet. So you can imagine our sort of confused and frankly underwhelming reaction to the weight transformation this Irish woman underwent. I mean,… Read more »
FOLLOWING a deluge of news items hitting the front pages in the past 24 hours, the HSE has once again reaffirmed its commitment to improving Ireland’s health service so that it can stand proudly alongside any third world country’s health service. “We will continue with our endeavour to reach the high standards of those countries… Read more »
AN international collective of the world’s leading scientists have issued a reminder that no one has ever conclusively proved something to be better than sliced bread. “Listen, we don’t normally come together like this to denounce bogus claims, but you guys really have to stop lying about things being better than sliced bread,” Professor Wolfgang… Read more »
DOCTORS have been baffled by the case of a Waterford man who has been complaining of the same nagging sound in his ears for the last 30 years. Timothy Halligan, 59, has taken himself around the world in his quest to get to the bottom of the mysterious affliction but a diagnosis remains elusive. “I’d… Read more »
A STUDY has revealed that pregnant Irish women absolutely love the session, proving longstanding suspicions right. However, their levels of binge drinking are embarrassingly lower than that of expectant Irish fathers, which is believed to at 104%. The study, which has made the pages of countless Irish media outlets with a variation on a ‘pregnant… Read more »
PARENTS across the world breathed a sigh of relief today as scientists announced a revolutionary new patch which will help children who are addicted to watching the Disney hit ‘Frozen’. Millions of children have been obsessed with the animated musical since its release in 2013, when it grossed over €1 billion at the worldwide box… Read more »
IRELAND has defended its recent slide toward an obesity epidemic by pointing out it is still carrying a lot of extra weight from Christmas 2006. “We’ve all been there, second helpings, the tin of Roses. Ah, God, I’m even mad for the sprouts,” confirmed Ireland while clutching on to a roll of fat around its… Read more »
THE Nation’s internet providers have unveiled the latest in astonishing technology, which will further enhance customer experience while browsing the web. Hot on the heels of Ireland’s rollout of broadband and fibre broadband which changed the lives of at least 12 people comes new ‘high in fibre’ broadband. Not only does high in fibre broadband… Read more »