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Twitter Users Return To Facebook With Tail Between Legs
‘WELL, well, well!’ stated Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg today, as Twitter refugees arrived back to his social media platform by ... -
Musk Appoints Neuralink Monkey As Chief Technology Officer
GOING some way to explaining the idiotic tweaks performed on Twitter which have been riven with chaos since his takeover ... -
Martin Vows To Help Tech Companies Pay Any Fines They Receive For Breaking Employment Law
A NUMBER OF high profile multi-national tech companies with job cuts and ignoring employment laws on their minds have received ... -
“Wash Your Claws, Sneeze Into Your Wing” Stage 5 Lockdown For Poultry
BIRDS across Ireland have been advised of the latest lockdown measures introduced in a bid to flatten the bird flu ... -
Zuckerberg Insisting On Announcing Mass Layoffs In Metaverse Meeting
RUMOURS persist that Meta, the parent company of Facebook, are set to announce largescale layoffs but now WWN sources can ... -
No Evidence That Relying On Handful Of Multi-Nationals For Majority Of Tax Intake Could Back ...
POLICY experts and government advisers have confirmed once again that the vast bulk of the Nation’s corporation tax revenue coming ... -
“We Couldn’t Have Done This Without Dear Vlad” Big Oil Thanks Putin For Profits
OIL cartels across the planet have today officially thanked Russian President Vladimir Putin for his ongoing conflict in the Ukraine, ... -
Doctors Fear For Delusional Man Who Claims Metaverse Is The Future
A NUMBER of medical professionals continue to express their concern for a man they believe has lost all touch with ... -
Drug Dealer Can’t Wait To Stuff Free Drugs Into Trick Or Treat Sweets This Year
ALTHOUGH he failed to see the year-on-year growth he had hoped for after handing out free drugs to 7-year-old trick-or-treaters ... -
The Lost Art Of Brown Enveloping
THE advent of online banking and offshore accounts has ruined the noble art of glad-handing and bribery, according to a ...
