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Taxidermied Margaret Thatcher Arrives At No.10 In Glass Case
BRITISH Prime Minister David Cameron unveiled a taxidermied Margaret Thatcher outside Number 10 Downing Street this morning to mark “a ... -
Office Workers Forced To Sing ‘Happy Birthday’ To Bitch No-One Likes
THERE were tense scenes in a Dublin office yesterday as workers begrudgingly assembled at the desk of a hated co-worker ... -
The Heartwarming Moment A Community Filled A Neighbour’s Skip With Their Own Rubbish
WHEN Dublin suburbanite Peter O’Hanlon left his home this morning, the refuse skip he had hired had just been delivered, ... -
Pub Chef Thinks He’s Gordon Fucking Ramsay Or Something
STAFF at Nero’s Bar in Waterford have claimed the pub’s head chef thinks he’s Gordon fucking Ramsay or something, despite ... -
Protestors Just Blocking Joan Burton’s Car For The Craic At This Stage
A GROUP who staged a sit down protest in front of Joan Burton’s car last night have admitted that they’re ... -
Twink Donated To Wax Museum
THE Wax Museum in Dublin received a boost today as Irish entertainer Twink has been donated to the museum and ... -
McDonald’s Grafton St Receives Award For Services To Drunk Lads Bursting For A Piss
LARGE crowds gathered outside McDonald’s on Grafton Street this morning as the fast food giant was honoured for its services ... -
Nation Can Hardly Contain Its Delight For Happy Couple
ABSOLUTELY everybody in the country today are said to be struggling to contain their excitement for Audrey Mahon, who married ... -
Google’s Self Driving Car Commits First Hit & Run
AFTER reports that Google’s road testing of its self-driving car technology has resulted in 11 accidents since commencing, comes yet ... -
Acceptance Of “Mum Bod” Still Decades Away, Predict Experts
FOLLOWING the publication and subsequent viral status of an online post that suggests women currently crave men who possess a ...