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Ireland Officially Gives Up Football

AFTER a dismal display at tonight’s World Cup qualifier in the Aviva stadium, the entire nation of Ireland has decided to call it a day and announce its retirement from international football, declaring its intention to ‘finally get its shit together and get on with its life’. Binning hundreds of thousands worth of merchandise, ranging… Read more »

WWN Previews Ireland V Denmark: The Sequel!

IRELAND have one foot in the World Cup after securing a thrilling edge of the seat 0-0 draw with a Denmark team that refused the free-flowing football Ireland is becoming synonymous with. Critics have confirmed there is every hope Ireland v Denmark at the Aviva can be the Godfather Part II of World Cup playoffs,… Read more »

WWN Previews The First Leg Of Ireland V Denmark

THE FIRST LEG of Ireland’s triumphant victory against Denmark is but a few hours away, and WWN’s sports experts are on hand to weigh up the opposition and assess the Irish squad preparedness. Dangerman: Christian Eriksen, Spurs metronomic midfield maestro is head and shoulders above every Irish player currently playing football, but thanks to Eamon… Read more »

The Day Ireland Lost Its Innocence

In a sense Ireland’s innocence may well have long since left us but no lurid scandal can hit as hard as when a national treasure mistakenly swears live on air and subsequently apologises for it. Some say we’ll never get over it, others woke up and simply told their bosses ‘not today lad, not today’…. Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN has all the latest from the action at the World Cup in Brazil. Brazilian born Portuguese player Pepe finally admitted to being a sleeper agent for his homeland after his idiotic sending off against Germany yesterday. Brazilian coaching staff activated a switch in Pepe’s brain, which saw him become detached from reality and act… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN brings you all the latest on the action from Brazil. Switzerland scored two goals in their match against Ecuador with the final score standing at 2-1. Due to Switzerland’s neutral status the nation’s parliament had to put in place emergency legislation which allowed their team to attack. Despite scoring a wonder-goal last night some… Read more »

It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

Stick with WWN for all you need to know about this year’s World Cup. The BBC received thousands of complaints last night for their coverage of the highly anticipated England/Italy game. Their analysis took a sinister turn when Alan Shearer pinned Thierry Henry down to the ground while Gary Lineker held a gun to the… Read more »

It’s the DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)

WWN is providing you with all the latest news from this year’s World Cup in Brazil. The Nation sincerely thanks John Giles for staying up past his bedtime to cover the Chile – Australia game last night. While the footballing world is still coming to terms with Holland’s incredible 5-1 drubbing of Spain, WWN has… Read more »