Tag: food

Local Man Too Hungry To Chance The Falafel

A FAMISHED Waterford man currently trying to decide what to eat for lunch has confirmed he is actually “too hungry” to try the Falafel, but promised to make the decision to eat one someday, just not today. Mark Ryan, 44, who could probably do with losing a few pounds now that he thinks about it, has… Read more »

Chickpea Shortage Feared As Chickens Lay Fewer Peas

RETAILERS are reporting a large decrease in chickpea stocks around the world as chickens are laying fewer peas, sparking an increase in both demand and the price of chickpeas. Chickpea or the ‘Egyptian pea’ is a legume of the family Fabaceae and was named so due to the chickens from that area often laying small circular legume in… Read more »

Waiter Can’t Disguise Fact He Doesn’t Give A Shit

NOT fully sure whether it is the fact he is half hour away from finishing his shift or if it’s because he has an irrational hate for every customers he is serving, Waterford waiter Gavin Prender has found himself unable to disguise how little of a shit he gives right now. Notions of taking pride… Read more »

Local Chef Running Out Of Places To Work

A COUNTY Waterford man is currently running out of places to work after once again walking out of another head chef job at a local gastropub, WWN has learned. Mark Doran, who has been cheffing for the last 16 years, stormed out of Joxer’s Inn on Sunday morning after having an altercation with publican David Hayes, who confronted the hungover 38-year-old over his attitude towards… Read more »

Supermacs Receives Its First Michelin Star

There has been cause for celebration today in Galway as Irish fast food chain Supermacs has received its first ever Michelin star. While many were surprised to learn that Supermacs had not already been awarded the star, Irish people up and down the country are said to be beaming with pride as news of the… Read more »