Tag: food

9 Drowned At Irish Barbecue

NINE people have died and four more are still missing, following a Dublin man’s attempts to have a nice summer barbecue in his back garden on what seemed to be a perfectly nice day. Derek Quigley had called home earlier yesterday to tell his wife Eileen ‘not to put on any dinner’, as he had… Read more »

Prick Restaurant Customers Choose To Sit At Dirty Table ​

A PAIR of pricks who have just entered a local restaurant have decided to choose the only dirty table in the place, despite 34 other clean tables lying vacant in the establishment, WWN can confirm. Barging straight into the restaurant, the couple ignored the ‘wait to be seated’ sign before making a beeline to the dirty table that was left… Read more »

Local Man Too Hungry To Chance The Falafel

A FAMISHED Waterford man currently trying to decide what to eat for lunch has confirmed he is actually “too hungry” to try the Falafel, but promised to make the decision to eat one someday, just not today. Mark Ryan, 44, who could probably do with losing a few pounds now that he thinks about it, has… Read more »