Category: LIFESTYLE


Height Of Dads Jeans Reaching Critical Point

MEMBERS of the Doran family based in Portlaoise are expected to stage an intervention with dad, Steve Doran, after the height of his jeans has reached a critical point. Daughters Tracey and Ciara, along with son Jake and wife Theresa said they will sit down with the 64-year-old at some point after dinner today, in a bid… Read more »

Woman Frantically Trying To Recreate Fart Noise Waiting Room Chair Made

A COUNTY Waterford woman is currently trying to recreate a fart noise her chair made in a bid to prove it wasn’t gas emanating from her lower intestines via a passageway at her anus. Following the unexpected friction from her shifting weight, Cathy Davis frantically began reconstructing her previous body movements in an unsuccessful attempt to save face, leaving fellow waiting room… Read more »

Couple Trying For Baby Look To UVF

AFTER struggling for years to conceive a child naturally, one Waterford couple is to make the journey to Northern Ireland to see if the UVF can sort them out. Jeanette and Phillip Montague have been together for 10 years and married for 3, but have been unable to get pregnant despite years of trying. Taking advice from… Read more »