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Varadkar Becomes 1st Openly Gay Taoiseach To Meet Lunatic President
LEO Varadkar will enter the history books yet again tomorrow, after he becomes the first openly gay Taoiseach to meet ... -
New Court Built Just To Deal With Denis O’Brien’s Legal Cases
CITING the demands put on courts by previous, current and future court cases in which billionaire Denis O’Brien is involved, ... -
The AA Remove Broken Down Bus From Old Trafford Goal
THE AA responded to their now almost weekly call out to Old Trafford after onlookers confirmed the presence of a ... -
Nation 100% Certain Harris Is Up To Something
MINISTER for health Simon Harris’s decision to forgo his St. Patrick’s Day trip to Europe to stay in Ireland and tackle ... -
Medical First After Woman Contracts Man Flu
THE World Health Organisation has been drafted in to help quell the rising panic being caused by one Waterford woman’s ... -
Black Hole Shaped Hole Found In Universe’s Heart
A LEADING group of astrophysicists have observed the presence of a newly formed black hole at the heart of the ... -
White House Running Out Of Cardboard Boxes
AN EMERGENCY stationery order has been placed by the staff at the White House, after it was revealed that current ... -
“I’m Just Used To The Fucking State Of The Place” Waterford Quays Objection Filed
AN Bórd Pleanála has confirmed that 3 valid objections to the development plans for Waterford’s North Quays have been received and will take ... -
HSE Aiming For 1,000th Person On Trolley Record
MISTAKENLY thinking they are in line for some massive bonus, senior HSE management have said they will do everything in ... -
Putin To Explain Spy Attack After He Stops Laughing
CALLED on by British prime minister Theresa May to explain how a former Russian spy was poisoned by the nerve ...