“I Want To Murder & Dismember Journalists Too”

A VISIBLY SULKING US President Donald Trump has bemoaned his misfortune at not being allowed to murder and dismember journalists like King Salman of Saudi Arabia is. “It’s so not fair,” the President insisted, throwing a strop in the Oval Office, clearly jealous of how the Saudi royal family is free to murder journalists for… Read more »

JK Rowling Confirms Hedwig Self-Identified As A Cat

HARRY POTTER author JK Rowling has yet again revealed a nugget of previously unknown information regarding a character from her wildly popular series of books, long after the series has ended. Hedwig, Harry Potter’s pet owl, struggled with the fact he self-identified as a cat, the author explained, despite there being no evidence whatsoever of… Read more »