Category: BREAKING NEWS


Britain’s Brexit Planning Enters ‘Comparing Merkel To Hitler’ Phase

FRESH from Brexit officially been upgraded from a ‘shit show’ to ‘a festival of faeces that never ends’, Britain’s planning has officially entered the ‘Germans are Nazis’ phase of successfully safeguarding Britain from the harmful consequences of a potentially devastating no deal Brexit. “Germans are Nazis innit,” explained head of PM Boris Johnson’s Lazy Xenophobia… Read more »

Amazing! This Man’s Whiplash Was Totally Cured Seconds After He Received Compensation

DOCTORS who had been treating a 46-year-old Waterford man for severe neck injuries have today called his miraculous recovery “a miracle”, after his whiplash suddenly disappeared within seconds of him receiving an €18,000 compensation claim. Following two years of excruciating pain which left him unable to seek work, unemployed father of 9 Mark Nagle said he… Read more »

World Doing Its Best To Not Have Mental Image Of Boris Johnson Having Affair

AS more and more details emerge surrounding Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s affair with business woman Jennifer Arcuri, the public have issued a plea to have less and less details emerge surrounding Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s alleged affair with businesswoman Jennifer Arcuri. Stating emphatically that a politician having sexual relations with someone who they were subsequently giving… Read more »