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Sack Of Gangrenous Puss Announces MEP Bid
A LARGE sack of gangrenous puss grown in a lab by scientists has announced its bid for the European Elections, ... -
Europe Warming Twice The Rate Of Other Continents & You’ve Already Stopped Reading This Haven’t ...
LEADING climate monitors have said Europe is warming at twice the rate of other continents and pointed to the 30% ... -
Warring Siblings Rush Home To Family Farm After Value Of Land Soars
REACTING IMMEDIATELY to a report by the Society of Chartered Surveyors Ireland suggesting farmland has risen in value by 11% ... -
Which County Should Be Converted Into A Giant Data Centre?
IN AN EFFORT to rip off the plaster and avoid the unnecessary long and drawn out take over of the ... -
IDF Have Perfectly Innocent Explanation For Mass Grave At Gaza Hospital
AS A mass grave containing 283 bodies has been uncovered on the grounds of the Nasser hospital in southern Gaza, ... -
Calling An U-8s Referee A Cunt & Other Signs You’re Setting A Good Example For ...
IT CAN BE hard to strike the balance of supportive parent and a referee abusing nutjob when on the sideline ... -
Poll: What’s The Acceptable Amount Of Money To Give As A Wedding Gift?
THE MIX OF expectant newly married couples and novice wedding-attenders can result in some pretty regrettable and petty arguments, as ... -
Putin Cannot Thank Netanyahu Enough For Providing Distraction From His Own Ongoing War Crimes
“I WEEP WITH joy at every evil, batshit attack he launches, as each one just pushes my own inhumane terrorism ... -
Music Critic Under Police Protection After Giving Negative 9.9/10 Review To New Taylor Swift Album
A MEMBER of the music press is said to be fearing for their lives after becoming the target of threats ... -
‘My Wife & Kids No Longer Talk To Me’ Rally Held Outside Politician’s House
THERE WERE perplexing scenes as a group men choose the outside of Minister Roderic O’Gorman’s home as the location for ...