Category: BREAKING NEWS


Couple Just View Houses For The Craic Now

HAVING come to terms with the fact that their first step on the property ladder is still at least 60 years away, Dublin couple Sean and Breige Manlon currently pass their weekends going to view show-houses and properties just for the sheer hell of it. Although the Manlon family have spent the last three years earnestly… Read more »

Local Man Doesn’t Get Sunburned (UPDATED)

WATERFORD man Derek Lenning has brushed aside pleas to put on some sunscreen while out in the heat, stating emphatically that he tans, not burns, and besides it doesn’t look all that sunny out. Acting under the impression that “you can’t get sunburned when you’re moving” and “you can only get sunburned in the middle… Read more »

Varadkar Just Fucking With DUP These Days

A PRESS release by Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has confirmed what many had already believed; that the Fine Gael leader is just ‘fucking around’ with Arlene Foster and the DUP at this stage, just to see the look on their faces change. The announcement comes following Varadkar’s decision to open this year’s Feile An Phobail festival,… Read more »