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Public Go Back To Ignoring Plight Of Carers & People With Disabilities
BECOMING the focal point of debate during the recent referendums amid greater visibility and temporary-media interest, Ireland’s carers and disabled ... -
“I Just Can’t Be Arsed Anymore” Says Pyjama Wearing Kate Smoking A Fag Outside Adelaide ...
“I’VE IT up to my tits now with this royal crap, I just can’t be arsed anymore,” Kate Middleton told ... -
Government Admits Failure Of Thick-As-Shit Public To Understand Referendums
SIFTING through the wreckage of Friday’s two unsuccessful referendums, the Irish coalition government is now openly admitting its failures, chiefly ... -
Cork Never Going To Shut Up About This
WHILE THERE has been an outpouring of positivity and joy aimed in the direction of Cillian Murphy following his triumph ... -
Survey Reveals Nation’s Mothers Just Want A Bit Of Fucking Peace
A NATIONWIDE survey of the nation’s mothers has confirmed that their only desire this mother’s day is to be left ... -
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day By Browsing Lesbian Section Of Pornhub
“IT’S THE least I could do,” said Waterford man Gavin McAlvey as he shunned the vast swathes of pornography he ... -
“Don’t Make Us Pull A Lisbon Treaty” Government Urges In Last Minute Push For ‘Yes, ...
THE GOVERNMENT has reminded the voting public that were they to ‘get it wrong’ in today’s referendums there is always ... -
Man Emerges From Winter Cocoon Eating Last Share Bag Of Crisps, Squinting At Sun
SATISFIED that the evenings are once again sufficiently bright enough for him to be seen out in, a squinting assemblage ... -
Woman Sick Of Playing Second Fiddle To Boyfriend’s YouTube Channel
A LOCAL WATERFORD woman has spoken of her worry that her she is finishing third place in her relationship with ... -
Irish Mother Fitted With 20-Foot-Long Arm For Reading Text Messages
IRISH mother Anne Drummond has gone to great lengths, roughly 20 feet, after unveiling a specially commissioned ‘mega-arm’ which enables ...