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US Focuses Attention On Iran As Venezuela Having None Of Its Old Bullshit
US President Donald Trump has turned the nation’s attention to the middle east once again following a failed coup in ... -
America Vows To Spend Eternity In Neverending Presidential Election
WITH former US vice-president Joe Biden announcing he’s running for the Democratic nomination for president, America has reaffirmed its desire ... -
Mueller Report Redacted Using Crayon
THE IMPENDING publication, by the US Department of Justice, of a redacted version of the Mueller Report has been welcomed ... -
“There Was No Collusion, We’re Really Just That Stupid” Confirm Americans
THE American people have come forward after the seemingly inconclusive Mueller Report into interference from the Russian government in the 2016 election to stress ... -
Trump Worried He Might Lose 2020 Election Now Clinton Not Running
LEAKED private direct Twitter messages from Donald Trump to Hillary Clinton reveal that the US president is extremely worried about ... -
Trump Suffering From Crippling Vietnam Flashbacks
DISPLAYING all the hallmarks of someone who has been through a horribly traumatic ordeal that will leave a lasting mark ... -
Fate Of World Hangs On Trump-Kim Pie Eating Contest
THE meeting between US President Donald Trump and North Korean premier Kim Jong-Un has gone about as well as could ... -
Trump’s Bone Spurs Finally Heal In Time For Vietnam Trip
PRESIDENT of the free world Donald Trump has defied medical experts by making a miraculous recovery from the bone spurs ... -
Trump Secures Funding For US-Mexico Hedge
US President Donald Trump has finally secured funding for his long-promised border hedge with Mexico, after securing almost $1.4bn from ... -
Trump Imposes Sanctions On Vuvuzelas
SHOUTING down a number of his most experienced White House aides and advisers, US president Donald Trump has reaffirmed his ...
