FOLLOWING twelve years of fostering the USC charge after his party predecessors went into labour with it in 2010, leader of the Fianna Fáil party and proxy Taoiseach Michael Martin has confirmed the government will be formally adopting the Universal Social Charge going forward, WWN reports. “My, they grow up so fast,” Martin told the… Read more »
IT’S a novel idea, and who knows if it will ever take off, but billionaire tech bro Elon Musk is going for it anyway; he’s about to pay tax. Known as something of a trailblazer, Musk will make the unprecedented step of actually paying tax he owes on his vast wealth after he set up… Read more »
CLOSING his eyes tight with his tongue protruding with all the concentration he was doing, Tánaiste Leo Varadkar imagined an Ireland without scrupulous tax loopholes for multinationals, billionaires and heads of state in what he later would describe as the most terrifying five minutes of his neoliberal life. “For the love of Bono, hold it… Read more »
TRAVELING under a false passport and accompanied by 24/7 armed guard, Ireland’s 12.5% corporation tax rate has gone to start a new life in the tax agnostic surroundings of the Cayman Islands, WWN understands. Fearing for its immediate safety, Minister for Finance Paschal Donohoe smuggled 12.5% out of the country under the cover of darkness… Read more »
FOLLOWING decades of subservient behaviour towards the EU and agreeing to share its most lucrative of resources, the Republic of Ireland has this week taken a stand, telling its European partners that “no, you will never take our tax haven status”. Despite allowing some of the most aggressive fishing in its waters the world has… Read more »
FOR some unknown reason, global multinationals like Apple, Google & Facebook have failed to make the Revenue’s latest list of tax defaulters for 2019 despite actively avoiding billions of euros in tax, WWN can confirm. The tax defaulters list by Revenue, which names and shames struggling individuals and companies who owe tax, continued to ignore… Read more »
A NEW mobile app which allows gardaí to access driver and vehicle histories instantly is set to revolutionise the way they can do you for having no tax, NCT or insurance, WWN can confirm. Discontent with seizing just 9 cars a day from unaccompanied drivers, the new technology will allow gardaí to process fixed charge notices on the… Read more »
THE International Criminal Police Organization (ICPO-INTERPOL) has today confirmed the early morning arrest of one, God Almighty, following the longest running tax evasion cases in human history. Over 8,000 police officers from 114 countries worked tirelessly for the past 70 years building a case against the so-called creator of the universe, who is estimated to owe a sum of 400… Read more »
WITH Facebook’s decision to no longer use Ireland as its revenue and tax hub, the tech giant is believed to now be actively searching for an alternative way to evade tax. Despite the Irish government’s best efforts to create new tax loopholes, Facebook confirmed they would route sales of ads through their countries of origin…. Read more »
THE Irish government will finally be able to collect the €13bn in taxes owed by the Apple corporation, after having the entire country unlocked by a Chinese guy working out of a shop in Moore Street called Extra Good Phone Unlock & Afro Caribbean Hair Product Store. Confronted with the entire Irish revenue system, a… Read more »