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“Keep Calm & Carry On” Johnson Tells Room Full Of Corpses
EVOKING the daring-do of the great generation that survived World War II, but won’t survive him, Britain’s PM Boris Johnson ... -
Liberated Britain Day 4: Johnson Bans Journalists
THE GREAT British public are luxuriating in the afterglow of yet another day of being safely out of the clutches ... -
World Doing Its Best To Not Have Mental Image Of Boris Johnson Having Affair
AS more and more details emerge surrounding Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s affair with business woman Jennifer Arcuri, the public have ... -
Bankrupt, Recently Dumped Man With Only Days To Live Glad He’s Having Better Week Than ...
A TERMINALLY ill man whose wife left him for his own brother has spoken of how he counts his blessings ... -
We Went To Analyse Johnson’s Policies But We Realised He Didn’t Have Any So We ...
CASTING aside his larger than life personality, his Eton-honed quirks, his Oxford-perfected bluster, his train wreck of a personal life, ... -
Britain Rocks Itself To Sleep Muttering ‘It’s Just A Dream, It’s Just A Dream’
FURTHER exposure to Boris Johnson has left the British public rocking itself to sleep, its chattering jaw working overtime repeating ... -
Johnson Can’t Get Smell Of Northern Ireland Off Clothes
TORY leader hopeless Boris Johnson has run up at £30,000 dry cleaning bill after failing to get the putrid stench ... -
“Some Poor People Will Have To Die” Johnson Unveils Hard Brexit Pledge
TORY leadership favourite Boris Johnson unveiled his ‘do or die’ plans for Brexit which were warmly received by the very ... -
The Fucking Brits Are Really Going To Do It
DESPITE all available facts which should act as a deterrent, the fucking Brits are really entering into the finals stages ... -
“We Have Standards Here” Satan Distances Himself From Brexiteers
THE instigators of Brexit are not welcome in hell due to moral standards laid out by its ruler in a rare but concise ...
