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Media Hasn’t Been This Excited About A Murder In Ages
WWN can reveal that the brutal killing of a man in the ‘salubrious surroundings of a posh South Dublin suburb’ ... -
Cutting Small Talk With Coworkers Down To Less Than 60 Seconds, A Guide
IDLE chit chat, seems harmless enough. Office banter. Who could object? Being a polite person; a small kindness. This may ... -
Local Dad Tells Children ‘I Love You’ For Second Time In 25 Years
A LOCAL WATERFORD father has mustered the courage to say the words ‘I love you’ in the general direction of ... -
Trump Seeks Israel’s Advice On How Best To Murder Civilians
FOLLOWING his assertions that US troops could well open fire on asylum seekers from Central America in the event they ... -
Mrs Brown Detained In Direct Provision Centre Due To Clerical Error
“SORRY, force of habit. Ah yeah, you can see the mistake there now, just looking at the name,” confirmed the ... -
5 Romantic Things You Can Do Without Having To Look Up From Your Phone
THE ADVENT of the smart phone has seen couples finding it harder to keep their partners happy without it requiring ... -
Declan Rice Completely Erased From Memory Of Irish Football Fans
UTILISING mind-wiping technology which first appeared science documentary Men In Black, Irish football fans have been given the option of ... -
Nóirín O’Sullivan Hired By UN After They Forget To Check References
FORMER GARDA COMMISSIONER Nóirín O’Sullivan has landed a new job as the Assistant Secretary-General for Safety and Security at the ... -
Exclusive First Look At Monopoly’s Dublin Edition!
THE popular board game has released a new Dublin edition and WWN has first dibs on trying it out with ... -
“It’s Almost To The Point Where You Can’t Tell A Woman You’d Love To Ride ...
FEARS are growing in the male sector that political correctness has gotten to the point where it’s considered an offence to yell out ...