ONE LOCAL lean, mean fitness machine has been on the receiving end of significant praise for his ability to just get on with his intensive exercise routine without making it his entire personality. Mark Tierney (25) is to be given a coveted award from the Irish Society of Fair Play To You for his decision… Read more »
A COUNTY Waterford gym has issued a notice today asking members to charge their music devices before their scheduled gym appointments following one of several cancellations citing uncharged airpods, WWN has learned. “What’s the fucking point if I can’t listen to tunes?” defended MeatHeads Gym member, Derek Stapleton, who only realised his airpods weren’t charged… Read more »
WITH IRISH gyms reopening, many fitness fanatics were unsure if their gym would be a safe place to workout. Well, WWN is sad to report, that gym lovers have their answer in the tragic case of one Waterford man, Darren Carmody. Following his new gym’s health and safety protocols to the letter of the law… Read more »
LOCAL temporary fitness fanatic but only for the month January, Thomas Sneery, has come to the realisation that his heart just isn’t in exercising and remaining healthy for a full year. “It’d be good for my actual heart but sure look, I’ve had a good run,” explained Sneery who packed his January with 22 trips… Read more »
SEVERAL of the male patrons at a Waterford fitness centre have remarked on the overly made-up appearance of one of the gym’s female customers, adding that she dresses in a provocative manner designed solely to distract lads who just want to lift weights and make gains and take selfies. Putting aside the possibility that the as-yet-unnamed… Read more »
AN INTENSELY focused local woman currently in the middle of a high-intensity interval training session is believed to be just 67,654 squats away from her goal of having a bum that is the envy of the world. Lisa Mollins (24) made a solemn vow to herself at the turn of the year to transform her… Read more »
NOW that the end of January is fast approaching, many of us can begin to abandon all New Year’s resolutions to get fit and healthy, and consistently attend the gym and just admit that we’re terrible excuses for human beings, with no capacity for self-improvement. While it is disappointing, but not fully unexpected that we… Read more »
DUBLIN man Niall Kearns had thrown himself with great enthusiasm into a rigorous exercise regime for as many as 4 minutes before quitting spectacularly, WWN has learned. While there were no eyewitnesses to the 4 minutes of exercising, Niall reassured friends it had been ‘full on’ and ‘intense’, spending as much as an hour detailing… Read more »