THOUSANDS of cannabis dealers took to the streets this morning over news that People Before Profit TD Gino Kenny is bringing new bill to the Dáil in a bid to decriminalise the plant and regulate it, taking the sale and revenue away from criminal organisations and low-level street dealers. Weed dealers, who were supposed to… Read more »
AMID the suddenly suspicious lifting of outdoor events and live music restrictions culminating from the recent Merrion-gate incident which saw politicians and friends of Katherine Zappone attend a guideline-breaching event, the nation has quickly called on the former Minister for Children to organise other not-quite-legal gatherings while she’s at it. “How about Katherine and her… Read more »
IRELAND has made renewed appeals to its national police force An Garda Síochána today to lay off the weed busts a bit following yet another growhouse raid this week, WWN has learned. Likening the drug raids to using a sieve to empty a large lake during the rain, the nation’s users admitted that if gardaí… Read more »
LOCAL Gardaí have admitted to getting bored of busting people with cannabis and will probably move on to concentrating on busting dealers of harder drugs instead, WWN can confirm. “It’s like shooting fish in a barrel as half the country is at it, but yeah, we should probably have a look at those heroin dealers… Read more »
THE College of Psychiatrists of Ireland has today warned that increasingly potent strains of cannabis pose the ‘gravest threat’ to the mental health of young people in Ireland, in a report that clearly isn’t aware of the incompetency shown by successive governments in the areas of mental health services and reforms. “We are seeing an… Read more »
GARDAÍ have issued a nationwide ‘red lightweight warning’ to consumers of cannabis edibles after a local teen ‘chucked an absolute whitener’ after eating THC jellies and was admitted to hospital, WWN can confirm. Chucking a whitener is perceived by drug subcultures as the result of using too much cannabis within too short a period and… Read more »
A WATERFORD city resident said today that he has a friend getting a bit of smoke later if you want to chip in on it, WWN has learned. Jayo Lonergan told WWN earlier that his friend will finish work around 5pm before making his way home on the bus and he expects his friend to… Read more »
RAT BASTARD dogs working for revenue have seized drugs worth over €50k at a Dublin parcel hub today, despite not being paid any money for their touting. Snitches Bailey and Sam sat proudly as they uncovered 2 kilos of herbal cannabis and 10 kilos of cannabis infused sweets, stating they will rat out anyone for… Read more »
RUBBISHING claims that cannabis is a psychologically addictive drug that can leave long term users who try to give up with withdrawal symptoms, an expert on the subject and local man Tim Price insisted he could give up the weed ‘anytime he wants’, despite vaping the herb daily for the past 9 years. “I only… Read more »
AS the HSE continues to mull over the merits of medicinal cannabis, several long-term sufferers of illness that may benefit from the drug have started to wonder whether or not they will be able to avail of it, and when. The answer so far is simple; maybe, and sometime. Minister For Health Simon Harris has… Read more »