Nation Urges GardaĆ­ To Go Easy On The Weed Busts, Cheers

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IRELAND has made renewed appeals to its national police force An Garda SƭochƔna today to lay off the weed busts a bit following yet another growhouse raid this week, WWN has learned.

Likening the drug raids to using a sieve to empty a large lake during the rain, the nation’s users admitted that if gardaĆ­ keep this kind of constant pressure on suppliers, costing millions of euros in taxpayers money every year, it could lead to minutes-long droughts of the plant across the country.

“If they keep going at this rate some cannabis users could be left without a smoke for anything up to a couple of hours,” one worried campaigner said. “The damage they’re doing to the underground weed trade is already starting to show; my dealer had only three different strains to offer me last week as opposed to five or six”.

In some instances, users were forced to actually engage with a non-criminal gang connected supplier to get their weed.

“I had to order mine online and it took me ages to find a website I liked as there is so many to choose from,” another 67-year-old user shared, who depends on the herb for her arthritis, “don’t get me wrong, the weed I get online is good, but you don’t get that thrilling buzz of getting caught by gardaĆ­ while buying from a local scumbag on the street and getting your name and picture plastered all over the Sunday World – it’s just not the same when the postman delivers it”.

The nation has urged gardaĆ­ to just give it a little rest for now, you know, maybe put their attention on harder drugs that actually kill people.

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