WITH a new forward written by God, the Vatican is hoping the Catholic Church’s Covid-hit revenues can bounce back with the introduction of ‘The Bible, Now With Even Newer Testaments’ to book shop shelves. “It’s rare enough to get God to a write a forward to a book so we’re very grateful, even if his… Read more »
EARLY REVIEWS of the latest Sally Rooney adaptation ‘Conversations With Friends’ have been met with relief after they have confirmed there’s a good chunk of time dedicated to beautiful people riding, so you perverts will love it. “The drama has all the hallmarks of what made Normal People such a treasure… the riding,” confirmed an… Read more »
AFTER receiving a 1,700 page first draft from U2 frontman Bono, the publishers of his forthcoming autobiography have finally managed to whittle the tome down to a ‘more manageable’ 567 pages, set to hit bookshelves on the 1st November. We’ve had a leaf through the book on Bono’s insistence, and feel we should print a… Read more »
IT’S the most hotly anticipated publishing event since Kerry Katona’s ‘How To Sing Like Me Volume 1’ book hit the shelves and WWN has got the much sought after first exclusive extract from Prince Harry’s memoir. In the opening pages, the former Royal explains his motivation for writing a tell-all memoir which you can read… Read more »
HOPING to gain a foothold in the popular and lucrative genre of celebrity-penned children’s books, Piers Morgan has announced his debut, ‘The Lying Cow’. In no way rushed out to compete directly with newly announced ‘The Bench’ by Meghan Markle, former Good Morning Britain host Morgan is excited at the prospect of children reading his… Read more »
WHILE writing tell-all books about Donald Trump is now the number one form of employment in the United States, could ‘Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man’ by Trump’s niece Mary Trump be the book, just like the 100s before it, that proves to be the very thing… Read more »
A JOYCEAN welcome to you all, on this fine June 16th! Although 2020 presents us with a very different climate in which to celebrate Joyce’s masterpiece Ulysses, every county around Ireland has adhered to at least some traditions that Leopold Bloom himself would be proud of! Here’s how this literary masterwork is manifesting itself in… Read more »
AS its critical and commercial success continues, audiences across the world continue to be delighted with the TV adaptation of Sally Rooney’s acclaimed novel ‘Normal People’, with the exception of some hardcore fans of the novel who have expressed disappointment at scenes that have not made the leap from page to screen. Producers have admitted… Read more »
HAVING cleaned the house top to bottom, put up all shelves, repaired the leaky tap, cut the grass and trimmed the hedge one local man finds himself so unspeakably bored he is contemplating the unthinkable. “Honestly, a fucking book. With words and everything, that’s how bad this state of affairs is getting” explained 33-year-old Anthony… Read more »
IN WHAT IS being described as a flagrant and brazen attempt to show off, one Dublin based man has been spotted in full view of the public looking all intellectual while reading a book on a park bench, much to the disgust of passersby. His fingers loudly caressing the edge of a page before nonchalantly… Read more »