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Storm Sees Ireland Blown 2.4km Closer To Britain
The people of Ireland are now all too familiar with the sight of a fallen tree draped across a road ... -
Human Carnivores Outraged After Captive Giraffe Is Fed To Animal Carnivores
HUMAN CARNIVORES are said to be outraged today after an 18-month-old giraffe was put down and fed to their animal ... -
Nation Of Immigrants Angry At Amount Of Immigrants Portrayed In Coca Cola Advert
DESCENDANTS of American immigrants took to their foreign made phone and computer devices today to slam multinational beverage corporation Coca ... -
Multi Billion Euro Ugg Boot Industry Pushing Wild Ugg To Brink Of Extinction
Yesterday’s seizure by Cork Gardaí of €1.5 million worth of fake Ugg Boots draws into sharp focus our continued and ... -
Britain’s Queen Spotted Outside Her Local Cash For Gold Branch
Queen Elizabeth II has hit international headlines following the revelation that her Reserve Fund has as little as £1 million ... -
Syrian Leader ‘Unfollows’ The UN On Twitter As Tensions Mount
The international community is said to be shaken by the latest development in the Syrian civil war, which had seen ... -
Ship Full Of Cannibal Rats Given Map To Leinster House
WWN can exclusively reveal that the Lyubov Orlova ship, which made headlines last week as it was rumoured to be ... -
World Leaders Renew International Lie-To-People Pact
The annual World Economic Forum (WEF) gets underway on Wednesday in Davos, Switzerland, with many of the world’s richest people ... -
North Korea Lands First Ever Man On The Sun, Confirms Central News Agency
THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world ... -
Putin Has His Pet Dog Put Down For Humping Same Sex Dog
RUSSIAN NEWS agencies reported today that the country’s president, Vladimir Putin, had his pet dog put down after it ‘dry ...
