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Hilarious Guy Dying To Make Nelson Mandela/Morgan Freeman Mix-up Joke At Some Stage Today
HILARIOUS Waterford man Jimmy Hayes is said to be absolutely dying to crack his fantastic Nelson Mandela/Morgan Freeman mixup joke ... -
American Gun Enthusiasts Welcome Amazon Air Drone Targets Containing Free Prize
GUN ENTHUSIASTS have welcomed Amazons latest venture in air-delivery technology today, stating the drones will make great target practice with ... -
Astronomy Ireland: ‘Comet Was Some Heap Of Shite’
ASTRONOMY IRELAND confirmed today that Comet ISON was ‘some heap of shite’ after it burned up today passing through the ... -
New CIA Evidence Reveals JFK Committed Suicide
THE AMERICAN Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has released concrete evidence that proves that assassinated president John F Kennedy actually committed ... -
God To Bring Forward Judgement Day Over ‘Selfie’ Addition To The English Language
THE GREAT Lord almighty announced his decision today to bring forward the day of Judgement following his ongoing disgust with ... -
Vatican To Change Internet Search Browser To Yahoo
THE VATICAN is expected to announce a change in the way it searches the internet today after using the Google ... -
North Korea Defends Execution Of 80 Foreign Film Buffs As Movies Starred Ben Affleck
THE COMMUNIST STATE of North Korea defended its decision to execute 80 people for watching foreign films, as they were ... -
Parents Urged To Check Underneath Children’s Beds For Roma Gypsies
GARDAI are urging parents of small children to check underneath their beds for Roma gypsies, before putting them down for ... -
Americans Already Happy With Depth Of Their Ceilings
A RECENT survey in the US has found that a staggering 98% of Americans are already very happy with their ... -
Australia To Hold ‘Minutes Violence’ For Late Chopper Read
THE ENTIRE continent of Australia is to hold a minutes ‘violence’ for the recently deceased criminal Chopper Read, their government ...
