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World Acting Like The Syrian War Has Gone Away
In some fortuitous news for embattled despot Bashar Al Assad it seems the World has decided to forget there is ... -
Italians Call For Man With Life Long Erection To Be Treated In Ireland
ITALIANS have today called for ex-president Silvio Berlusconi to be treated for a lifelong erection in Ireland, following news of ... -
Mars Set To Become Next Destination For Irish Emigrants Looking For Work
SPACE exploration company Mars One said today that it has been inundated with requests from unemployed Irish people hoping to ... -
Waterford Man Finds Elusive HTTP 404 Hiding In Attic
A COUNTY Waterford Man discovered the elusive HTTP 404 hiding in his attic after he began putting away his Christmas ... -
Meek To Sue Jesus Over Earth Inheritance Claim
THE MEEK have announced they are suing Jesus Christ of Nazareth over an Earth inheritance claim which was promised to ... -
Man High On Meth Who Fought Off Policemen While Masturbating Declared World’s First Male Multi-Tasker
37-year-old Andrew Frey made international headlines this week after news spread of his extraordinary altercation with American police officials. While ... -
Richard Dawkins Doesn’t Exist, Claim Christians
A small group of fervent Christians have today announced that international best selling author and prominent atheist Richard Dawkins does ... -
God Not Sure Where To Put Ronnie Biggs
A VATICAN spokesperson stated today that the almighty father of the universe has ‘no idea’ where to put the late ... -
Family Of Kim Jong-Un Very Worried About What To Get Him For Christmas
FAMILY MEMBERS of North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un are said to be ‘very worried’ about what to get the ... -
Mandela Deaf Signer Hired As CRC Publicist
Directors of the Central Remedial Clinic (CRC) have acted swiftly in their PR battle against the wave of criticism they ...
