Man High On Meth Who Fought Off Policemen While Masturbating Declared World’s First Male Multi-Tasker

37-year-old Andrew Frey made international headlines this week after news spread of his extraordinary altercation with American police officials.

While in an Oregan restaurant Frey reportedly engaged in a series of outbursts before police arrived on the scene to subdue him.

Unfortunately for the police officers Frey was high on crystal meth and he made the decision to fight off as many as a dozen officers while simultaneously masturbating. Frey was eventually subdued by 15 officers, but it appears that today his luck has changed.

Officials from the Guinness Book of Records have today confirmed that Frey’s assault of police officers while masturbating is the world’s first and to this date only example of a human male engaging in the act of multi-tasking.

Researchers for the Guinness Book of Records could not confirm to WWN whether or not Frey represented the next step in male evolution, but admitted crystal meth did a lot of the heavy lifting.

“Mr. Frey probably has the strength of one man normally, but after taking crystal meth he appeared to gain super powers we would associate with a rather frisky Hulk”.

Frey has thus far refused to share his multi-tasking secrets with the rest of the world but his publicist confirmed he was available for corporate events and children’s birthday parties.