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‘Snowden Keeps Bumming Fags Off People’, Claim Russian Airport Officials
MOSCOW AIRPORT officials have claimed today that whistle-blower, Edward Snowden, keeps ‘bumming fags’ off people, and it’s starting to become ... -
“You Probably Wouldn’t Be Alive Today Only For Me And Geldof” Bono Tells Obama Women
U2 FRONTMAN Bono told Michelle Obama and her two daughters that they wouldn’t be alive today only for himself and ... -
US To Arm Entire Planet With Weapons By 2015 In New Terrorism Crackdown
THE UNITED STATES of America announced its intention today to arm the entire population of the earth with automatic weapons ... -
Commander Chris Hadfield Not So Cool Without Zero Gravity
INTERNATIONAL SPACE Station commander Chris Hadfield is said to be ‘not so cool’ now that he’s in the earth’s gravitational ... -
‘Abortion Morally Unacceptable Unless Its Covered Up Properly’, Says Vatican
THE VATICAN has described the proposed abortion legislation published by the Irish Government this week to be “morally unacceptable, unless ... -
Millions Of Internet Meme Condolences Pour In Following Death Of Margaret Thatcher
MILLIONS of Internet Meme condolence have begun pouring in following the death of Margaret Thatcher today. Baroness Thatcher finally passed ... -
Obama Challenges North Korean Leader To ‘Whip It Out’
AMERICAN PRESIDENT Barack Obama today challenged North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to ‘whip it out’ in a bid to put an ... -
‘North Korea Becoming Increasingly Hilarious’ Warns American Defense Secretary
US DEFENSE Secretary Leon Panetta warned today that North Korea is becoming increasingly hilarious and represented a substantial threat to the seriousness of ... -
‘Humble’ Pope Francis Still Insists On Wiping Own Arse, Reveals Vatican Arse Wiper
THE VATICAN’S chief toilet attendant revealed today that newly appointed Pope Francis the first still insists on wiping his own arse after ... -
Outsourced Chinese Worker Also Admits To Outsourcing Job
THE CHINESE worker at the centre of a US outsourcing scandal has also admitted today that he too has outsourced ...
