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Tumour Expected To Leave Hospital After Margaret Thatcher Removal
A MALIGNANT tumour is expected to leave hospital later today after a successful removal of a Margaret Thatcher, sources said last night. The ... -
Santa Shot Down Inside Syrian Airspace
U.S. INTELLIGENCE has confirmed this evening that Santa Claus was shot down at 16:09 GMT by by Syrian forces while ... -
Confusion Over End Of The World Date Causes Global Conflict, Leaving Billions Dead
BILLIONS of people are feared dead today after a mix up over the end of the world date caused mass ... -
Tearful US Attack Drone ‘Elated’ Over Obama Victory
A TEARFUL United States attack drone stationed in Afghanistan said it was ‘elated’ today over the news of president Obama’s ... -
Titgate: Nine French Officials Killed In London Embassy Attack
ROYAL fundamentalists angered over the countries publication of printed images of a topless Kate Middleton which ridiculed her tits stormed the French embassy ... -
Mohamed Al-Fayed Calls For Inquiry Into Death Of Queens Corgi
Mohamed al Fayed has urged British Prime Minister David Cameron to order an inquiry into the recent death of the ... -
Death Of Young Woman Even More Tragic Now That She Was ‘A Fine Thing’
THE untimely death of 21-year-old Jessica Harris last Tuesday evening was said to be even ‘more tragic now’ after images ... -
Facebook Apologises After Confusing Cost Of Market ‘Shares’ With ‘Share Shares’
ANALYSTS at Facebook’s IPO underwriters have admitted today to accidentally pricing actual stock market shares with the social networks own ... -
Economic Fears Grow As Irish Markets Phone In ‘Sick’ To Work This Morning
TRADERS at Ireland’s ISEQ have warned of more economic turbulence today after the markets failed to turn up for work ... -
Theory on ‘Invisible’ Dark Matter Which Holds Universe Together Is ‘Absolute fairytale’, Says Pope
THE POPE has laughed-off sciences latest theory on ‘dark matter’, saying that the idea of an invisible force that holds ...
