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American Oil And Construction Corporations ‘Yet To Decide’ On How Best Destroy And Rebuild Syria
AMERICAN OIL and construction corporations have yet to make a decision on what is the best way to ‘destroy and rebuild’ ... -
Mother Of Sick Child Finally Receives Vital Facebook Likes Needed For Operation
AN ARGENTINIAN mother of a terminally ill child has thanked facebook users today for all their likes, which her 2-year-old ... -
Russia Deny Claims World Championships Look FAB-U-LOUS!
RUSSIAN PREMIER Vladimir Putin has stoutly rejected claims that despite every effort to suppress so-called ‘homosexual propaganda’, the 2014 World ... -
America Vows To Side With Eventual Winner Of Egyptian Conflict
THE LEADER of the Free World’ US President Barack Obama has read words from a carefully drafted statement in response ... -
State Of Emergency Called As Majority Of Britons Hospitalised With Phantom Labour Pains
A STATE of emergency has been called in the UK today after millions of Britons queued throughout the morning outside ... -
Queen: “I Hope It’s Not Another Ginger”
QUEEN ELIZABETH II said today that she hoped the royal baby would not turn out ginger, like its embarrassing uncle ... -
‘Snowden Keeps Bumming Fags Off People’, Claim Russian Airport Officials
MOSCOW AIRPORT officials have claimed today that whistle-blower, Edward Snowden, keeps ‘bumming fags’ off people, and it’s starting to become ... -
“You Probably Wouldn’t Be Alive Today Only For Me And Geldof” Bono Tells Obama Women
U2 FRONTMAN Bono told Michelle Obama and her two daughters that they wouldn’t be alive today only for himself and ... -
US To Arm Entire Planet With Weapons By 2015 In New Terrorism Crackdown
THE UNITED STATES of America announced its intention today to arm the entire population of the earth with automatic weapons ... -
Commander Chris Hadfield Not So Cool Without Zero Gravity
INTERNATIONAL SPACE Station commander Chris Hadfield is said to be ‘not so cool’ now that he’s in the earth’s gravitational ...
