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Titgate: Nine French Officials Killed In London Embassy Attack
ROYAL fundamentalists angered over the countries publication of printed images of a topless Kate Middleton which ridiculed her tits stormed the French embassy ... -
Mohamed Al-Fayed Calls For Inquiry Into Death Of Queens Corgi
Mohamed al Fayed has urged British Prime Minister David Cameron to order an inquiry into the recent death of the ... -
Death Of Young Woman Even More Tragic Now That She Was ‘A Fine Thing’
THE untimely death of 21-year-old Jessica Harris last Tuesday evening was said to be even ‘more tragic now’ after images ... -
Facebook Apologises After Confusing Cost Of Market ‘Shares’ With ‘Share Shares’
ANALYSTS at Facebook’s IPO underwriters have admitted today to accidentally pricing actual stock market shares with the social networks own ... -
Economic Fears Grow As Irish Markets Phone In ‘Sick’ To Work This Morning
TRADERS at Ireland’s ISEQ have warned of more economic turbulence today after the markets failed to turn up for work ... -
Theory on ‘Invisible’ Dark Matter Which Holds Universe Together Is ‘Absolute fairytale’, Says Pope
THE POPE has laughed-off sciences latest theory on ‘dark matter’, saying that the idea of an invisible force that holds ... -
‘My Only Regret Is Not Featuring In An Internet Viral Video Campaign’, Says Dying Mugabe
ZIMBABWEAN dictator Robert Mugabe told family members and friends last night that his only regret was never featuring in an internet ... -
New Images Of Titanic Show Ship Is Still Pretty Much ‘Sunk’
ASTOUNDING new images of the Titanic show the ship is still pretty much sunken under 12,500ft of water and not ... -
Pregnant ‘Virgin’ Mary Not Sure What Excuse She’ll Give Joesph This Time
A VERY pregnant ‘virgin’ Mary told WWN today that she is not too sure what excuse she will give her ... -
Queen ‘Fucking Stoked’ About Jubilee
THE Queen of England said she was ‘fucking stoked’ about her upcoming diamond jubilee celebrations, which will take place on ...
