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New Waterboarding Technique Does Not Work On Dead People, Claim US Troops
THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to ... -
Pierce Morgan ‘Unaware’ He Was Editor Of The News Of The World For 9 Years
BRITISH journalist and television presenter Piers Morgan told an inquiry into press standards today that he was unaware that he was the editor ... -
lluminati Break Up Over Creative Differences
THE members of a society called the lluminati shocked conspiracy theorists and the Internet world yesterday by announcing that they are ... -
Berlusconi Stands Down After Being Offered Virgin Island Retirement Home
ITALIAN Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi announced his decision today to stand down from leadership after striking a ‘Virgin Island Retirement ... -
Sky Report Unexplained Surge In World News Stories In Wake Of Michael Jackson Trial
WORLD news events surged today to record the biggest one-day gain in stories since the beginning of the Michael Jackson ... -
US And UK Governments Join Global Anti-Capitalist Protests With ‘Occupy Iran’
THOUSANDS of US and UK military personal are set to ‘Occupy Iran’ in what is believed to be the biggest anti-capitalist ... -
Euro Crisis Over After Central Bank Employee Spills Coffee On Main Computer, Erasing Billions In ...
EUROPEAN countries rejoiced today after an 18-month sovereign debt crisis was brought to an end ... -
Millions Turn Out To Sign Books Of Condolence For Muammar Gaddafi
MILLIONS of people around the world signed books of condolences for the late Muammar Gaddafi today. Over 40 million people ... -
Teenagers Everywhere Excited About ‘New Ian Brown band’
TEENAGERS everywhere were said to be very excited today after hearing news that legendary rock star Ian Brown is to launch a ... -
New Social Network ‘Life’ Sweeps The Globe
A NEW social network called ‘Life’ has been taking the world by storm and is already tipped to become the ...
