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‘My Only Regret Is Not Featuring In An Internet Viral Video Campaign’, Says Dying Mugabe
ZIMBABWEAN dictator Robert Mugabe told family members and friends last night that his only regret was never featuring in an internet ... -
New Images Of Titanic Show Ship Is Still Pretty Much ‘Sunk’
ASTOUNDING new images of the Titanic show the ship is still pretty much sunken under 12,500ft of water and not ... -
Pregnant ‘Virgin’ Mary Not Sure What Excuse She’ll Give Joesph This Time
A VERY pregnant ‘virgin’ Mary told WWN today that she is not too sure what excuse she will give her ... -
Queen ‘Fucking Stoked’ About Jubilee
THE Queen of England said she was ‘fucking stoked’ about her upcoming diamond jubilee celebrations, which will take place on ... -
Iran ‘Planning’ To Sneak Into Western Homes And Eat Babies While Parents Sleep
AMERICA’S leading intelligence official, James Clapper, warned today that Iran is planning to eat western babies while unsuspecting parents are asleep ... -
‘Black Actors Still Being Typecast For Black Roles’, Say Anti-Racism Group
AN anti-racism organisation, Anti-Racist Action (ARA), slammed the film industry today, claiming black actors are still being typecast for black film ... -
Evil Bastard Cruise Ship Skipper Was Seen Laughing Just Three Weeks Ago
THE evil bastard cruise ship skipper of the doomed Costa Concordia was seen laughing in an Italian wine bar just three ... -
New Waterboarding Technique Does Not Work On Dead People, Claim US Troops
THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to ... -
Pierce Morgan ‘Unaware’ He Was Editor Of The News Of The World For 9 Years
BRITISH journalist and television presenter Piers Morgan told an inquiry into press standards today that he was unaware that he was the editor ... -
lluminati Break Up Over Creative Differences
THE members of a society called the lluminati shocked conspiracy theorists and the Internet world yesterday by announcing that they are ...
