-
Iran ‘Planning’ To Sneak Into Western Homes And Eat Babies While Parents Sleep
AMERICA’S leading intelligence official, James Clapper, warned today that Iran is planning to eat western babies while unsuspecting parents are asleep ... -
‘Black Actors Still Being Typecast For Black Roles’, Say Anti-Racism Group
AN anti-racism organisation, Anti-Racist Action (ARA), slammed the film industry today, claiming black actors are still being typecast for black film ... -
Evil Bastard Cruise Ship Skipper Was Seen Laughing Just Three Weeks Ago
THE evil bastard cruise ship skipper of the doomed Costa Concordia was seen laughing in an Italian wine bar just three ... -
New Waterboarding Technique Does Not Work On Dead People, Claim US Troops
THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to ... -
Pierce Morgan ‘Unaware’ He Was Editor Of The News Of The World For 9 Years
BRITISH journalist and television presenter Piers Morgan told an inquiry into press standards today that he was unaware that he was the editor ... -
lluminati Break Up Over Creative Differences
THE members of a society called the lluminati shocked conspiracy theorists and the Internet world yesterday by announcing that they are ... -
Berlusconi Stands Down After Being Offered Virgin Island Retirement Home
ITALIAN Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi announced his decision today to stand down from leadership after striking a ‘Virgin Island Retirement ... -
Sky Report Unexplained Surge In World News Stories In Wake Of Michael Jackson Trial
WORLD news events surged today to record the biggest one-day gain in stories since the beginning of the Michael Jackson ... -
US And UK Governments Join Global Anti-Capitalist Protests With ‘Occupy Iran’
THOUSANDS of US and UK military personal are set to ‘Occupy Iran’ in what is believed to be the biggest anti-capitalist ... -
Euro Crisis Over After Central Bank Employee Spills Coffee On Main Computer, Erasing Billions In ...
EUROPEAN countries rejoiced today after an 18-month sovereign debt crisis was brought to an end ...
