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‘Closed’ US Government To End Budget Debate On GTA V Online Today
THE UNITED states government decided to take the day off today to battle out their differences through online video game ... -
Journalist Confidant ‘A Source Close To’ Dies Aged 44
The World’s media has expressed its shock and regret at the news of the death of famed media friend ... -
Obama Calls For Tougher Kenyan Gun Control Laws
AMERICAN PRESIDENT Barack Obama has called for tougher gun control laws in Kenya this evening after 62 people were killed ... -
‘Assad Is Only Pissed Because He Can’t Grow A Proper Ronnie’ Claims Inner City Dublin ...
AN INNER city Dublin teenager claimed today that Syrian president Bashar al-Assad’s recent mood has been down to him not ... -
American Oil And Construction Corporations ‘Yet To Decide’ On How Best Destroy And Rebuild Syria
AMERICAN OIL and construction corporations have yet to make a decision on what is the best way to ‘destroy and rebuild’ ... -
Mother Of Sick Child Finally Receives Vital Facebook Likes Needed For Operation
AN ARGENTINIAN mother of a terminally ill child has thanked facebook users today for all their likes, which her 2-year-old ... -
Russia Deny Claims World Championships Look FAB-U-LOUS!
RUSSIAN PREMIER Vladimir Putin has stoutly rejected claims that despite every effort to suppress so-called ‘homosexual propaganda’, the 2014 World ... -
America Vows To Side With Eventual Winner Of Egyptian Conflict
THE LEADER of the Free World’ US President Barack Obama has read words from a carefully drafted statement in response ... -
State Of Emergency Called As Majority Of Britons Hospitalised With Phantom Labour Pains
A STATE of emergency has been called in the UK today after millions of Britons queued throughout the morning outside ... -
Queen: “I Hope It’s Not Another Ginger”
QUEEN ELIZABETH II said today that she hoped the royal baby would not turn out ginger, like its embarrassing uncle ...
