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Women Celebrating Harris Making History Like A Red Rag To Local Man
LOCAL WATERFORD man Vincent Calley’s blood pressure has reached the melting point of carbon as he remains unable to calm ... -
“We’re Free At Last!” Melania & Barron Trump Shout As They Escape White House
SCREAMING joyously at the top of their lungs, mother and son Melania and Barron Trump chimed in unison as they ... -
“Let’s All Just Calm The Fuck Down,” Screams America
THE United States have been asked to just quieten down for an hour to allow those in charge an opportunity ... -
Hand Railings Already Being Installed Around White House
MAINTENANCE staff at the White House have reportedly started installing metal hand railings around its entrances and steps ahead of ... -
Movers Seen Taking Tanning Bed Out Of Oval Office
A LOCAL Washington DC furniture removal firm has been pictured removing a tanning bed from one of the most sought ... -
“It’s A Fraud” Claims World Famous Fraud
DONALD TRUMP, the world’s preeminent expert on perpetrating deception, chicanery and fraud on expectant people has today falsely claimed that ... -
Hand Removed From Maradona’s Head
NEUROSURGEONS tasked with what was first believed to be a dangerous blood cloth lodged in the brain of Argenintian footballer ... -
Trump Takes Ball, Goes Home
CURRENT US president Donald Trump has adopted a time-tested and highly effective method of ending a contest before it’s over ... -
World Watches On, Helpless
“SHIT, buckle up here we go” shared the non-American portion of the world as gluttons for punishment everywhere made the ... -
Trump V Biden: The Differences
ON THE EVE of what is being dubbed the most important US presidential election in living memory many people are ...
