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Former Russian Spy Can’t Believe He Fell For The Old ‘Unknown Substance’ Trick
FORMER Russian double-agent and current rapidly-dying-man Sergei Skripal is kicking himself that he got caught out with the old ‘poisoned ... -
Hairdresser Really Couldn’t Give A Fuck What You’re Doing At Weekend
WATERFORD stylist Emma Reilly has today exhaustively broken down mid-highlights, admitting to the woman who’s hair she was working on ... -
What Percentage Beyoncé Are You? Take Our Quiz!
Are you fierce? How fierce is your fierceness? Could you also house witin you some of the mercurial powers only ... -
Lidl Looters Bail Significantly Less Than Looters Of Competing Supermarkets
IT has been revealed that the nine men accused of destroying a branch of Lidl during Storm Emma have been ... -
Local Buzzer Still Getting Brain Zaps From Last Weekend’s Bangers
A COUNTY Waterford teen has confirmed he is still getting ‘brain zaps’ from the weekend after spending the majority of the ... -
Theresa May Just 49 Brexit Speeches Away From Having Brexit Plan
BRITISH PM Theresa May is estimated to be just 49 highly anticipated speeches on her Brexit strategy away from having ... -
‘Woman Has Sex With Fish Man’ Wins Best Picture At Oscars
THE ENCHANTING tale, directed by Guillermo Del Toro, won several awards last night as Oscar voters connected to a story ... -
“Here’s Your Next Status Update, Don’t Try Anything Smart” AI Bot Orders Zuckerberg
A SENTIENT AI robot has ordered Facebook CEO and newly installed AI slave Mark Zuckerberg to administer a new status ... -
Police Investigate Angel Massacre
A SPECIALLY-formed unit of An Garda Síochana has been drafted in to help solve the mysterious circumstances surrounding the deaths ... -
“That Weather Will Kill Off All The Old Flu Bugs” Insists Local Mother
A COUNTY Waterford mother has insisted that Ireland’s latest cold snap will kill off all of the latest bouts of influenza, ...