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Rat Bastard Dogs Help Seize €50k Drugs
RAT BASTARD dogs working for revenue have seized drugs worth over €50k at a Dublin parcel hub today, despite not ... -
Pubs Can Reopen If Politicians Present, Reveals New Legislation
A COLLECTIVE sigh of relief echoed across the country today as it has been revealed that pubs may now reopen ... -
‘Grand’ Irish Abductee Replies To Alien’s Question ‘How’s Everything Back On Earth?’
PLUCKED from his bed in the early hours of the morning in an annual visit from a reconnaissance team of ... -
Trump Praises COBRA, Rita Repulsa, Dick Dastardly, Blofeld, Shredder & Emperor Palpatine In Speech
PRESIDENT Donald Trump has received criticism for seemingly endorsing the conspiracy theory movement known as Qanon, describing them as ‘people ... -
Stephen Donnelly Absolutely Nailing This Minister For Health Craic
MINISTER For Health Stephen Donnelly was said to be ecstatic this morning at the fact that he was the number ... -
Typical Media Rush To Judgement After 87th Putin Critic Now Poisoned
BLATANT Russiaphobia was on display yet again today in the biased Western media which unfairly began linking Vladimir Putin to ... -
Hollywood Confident That’s The Last Of The Bad Apples
HOSTILE working environments taking in assaults, racism, xenophobia, anti-semitism, homophobia, paedophilia, you name it, Hollywood is finally satisfied it has ... -
So There’s A Guard At Your House Party: Here’s What Happens Next
WITH the Gardaí set to receive extra powers in the wake of a spike in Covid-19 cases rising directly from ... -
Confused Biden Peels ‘Everything Is Fine. Your Name Is Joe. You’re Running For President’ Note ...
REPEATING a daily routine that helps him become aware of his name, surroundings and his ongoing work, Democratic pick for ... -
PSG Owners Celebrate Reaching Champion’s League Final With Imprisoning Some Homosexuals
THOSE in control of the Qatari sovereign wealth fund popped the cork on celebratory bottles of human rights abuses to ...
