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We Meet The One Lad Still Defending McGregor
IN LIGHT of Conor McGregor’s latest court appearance/arrest/release/controversy which his representatives have yet again described as a smoke without fire ... -
Culchie Guards Now ‘Impossible’ To Understand Through Masks
THE public have appealed to the Department Of Justice for greater clarity on Covid-19 enforcement protocols, following a number of ... -
Man Who Spends Day Arguing With Strangers Online Not Sure Why He Feels So Miserable
HABITUAL Twitter user Eoin Kennedy is at a loss as to the source of his laconic and downbeat mood, rejecting ... -
Footballer Could Do Without Pre-Recorded Crowd Doing ‘Monkey Chants’
IN A BID TO properly recreate the match day experience ahead of the new season, Premier League bosses have ordered ... -
Boris Johnson’s Guide To Flawless Trade Negotiations
PULLING apart the sticky pages of his treasured copy of ‘The Art Of The No Deal’ book, British PM Boris ... -
Most Premature Ejaculation Support Group Meetings Over In Seconds, Finds Study
A STUDY which took far less time to complete than was initially thought has revealed that the majority of premature ... -
Leaked: What A Dublin Lockdown Will Look Like
AHEAD of the much hinted out localised lockdown of Dublin, WWN has gained exclusive access to leaked documents outlining exactly ... -
BREAKING: Old Man Staring At Motorbike Outside Tescos
DESPITE zero knowledge of its inner workings nor having never experienced what it’s like to drive a two-wheeled machine, a ... -
Dept. Of Education To Take Gap Year
FOLLOWING the release of the CAO points today, the Dept. of Education is to set off on a well-earned journey ... -
Sound Lad Checks In On Friend
LEARNING that today marks World Suicide Prevention day, one sound local lad has taken the opportunity to check in on ...
