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Worst Child You Know To Receive Both New Consoles This Christmas
WWN HAVE received reports that full-time little shit Max from up the road is set to receive both the soon-to-be-released ... -
Spurs Install Golf Course In Stadium In Bid To Get Bale Deal Over The Line
WWN SPORT can exclusively reveal that Spurs have moved heaven and earth, retractable football pitch and golf course in a ... -
Nightclub Bouncers Installed On Dublin Border
AHEAD of the imminent announcement that Dublin is to be placed at a ‘Level 3.5b/figure it out yourself, minus the ... -
Noel Gallagher Induced Into Coma & Put On Ventilator To See If It’s All A ...
SINGER songwriter Noel Gallagher has been reportedly induced into a coma and put on a ventilator last night by angered ... -
Johnson Worried He Won’t Be Able To Give Covid Fuck Up Same Attention As Brexit ...
DOWNING STREET insiders have today spoken of Boris Johnson’s ‘profound worry and fear’ that his recent focus on ensuring an ... -
Lyons, Or Barrys? We Ask A Russian Spy Which Is Best To Slip Poison Into
WHETHER it’s sitting down for a nice cuppa and a purple snack at 4pm, or slipping a political opponent a ... -
Galvin Calmly Walks Away From Wexford Job As It Explodes In Slow Motion Behind Him
GAA maverick Paul Galvin has sensationally stepped down from his Wexford Senior managerial role, having walked into a board of ... -
Plucky Underdogs AC Milan Hoping Not To Concede Too Early Against Shamrock Rovers
UNFANCIED minnows hoping to avoid a hiding against Shamrock Rovers in their Europe League qualifiying round clash. Plucky underdogs AC ... -
“Hahaha” Read The Supportive Messages Being Sent To Dubliners Amid New Restrictions
FEARING a second wave thanks to a rise in new covid-19 cases in its capital city, the rest of the ... -
“OK, Sorry, Just Give Us 12 More Chances At Explaining All This Incoherently Again”
AS EXPERTS warn that trying to follow politician-led Covid-19 briefings could result in you suffering a fatal brain aneurysm, the ...
