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The Most Shocking Revelations From The New John Delaney Book
FOOTBALL FANS are gaining a detailed insight into John Delaney’s tenure as FAI head honcho through the shocking, revelation-filled book ... -
“Where’s My Fucking Comeback?” Asks Homeless Socky Living In Blue Bucket On Dublin Streets
ONCE labelled a national hero for keeping Irish children entertained for hours after coming home from school, former children’s presenter ... -
Local Woman Choosing Supermarket Based On Quality Of Hand Sanitiser At Door
WATERFORD mother-of-three Carol Doolin would have never considered herself a connoisseur of alcohol-based hand-sanitising products in the pre-COVID era, but ... -
Joe Biden Launches ‘I’m Not Trump’ Campaign
THE 2020 presidential hopes of the Democratic party were buoyed today following the announcement of a striking new tagline for ... -
Johnson Unsure How To Phrase Break Up Text To Northern Ireland
BRITISH PM Boris Johnson has reportedly been staring blankly at his phone for hours, unable to summon forth the delicately ... -
National Emergency Declared After All Women & Jobs Stolen By Immigrants
“WE MUST be honest with the public, we have no idea as to their current locations,” an ashen faced government ... -
Delusional Home Worker Puts Up Whiteboard He’ll Never Use
CAREFULLY writing down the days of the working week on his brand-new whiteboard, delusional homeworker Cathal Baines imagined how this ... -
Class Clowns To Be Put Through Fucking Wall If They Continue Fake Coughing Bullshit, Teachers ...
INCORRIGIBLE and mischievous secondary school students fond of quick-witted jokes and scatalogical based humour have been issued a warning by ... -
Local Man Almost Forgot To Bring Bucket & Mop For That WAP
“I WILL tell you one thing that you can take as fact; if your girlfriend destroys the back seat of ... -
Barman Still Sour As Fuck As Pubs Reopen
PUNTERS at the Cattle & Stick bar in Waterford who were expecting a warm welcome from landlord Jimmy Devlan after ...
