Class Clowns To Be Put Through Fucking Wall If They Continue Fake Coughing Bullshit, Teachers Warn

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INCORRIGIBLE and mischievous secondary school students fond of quick-witted jokes and scatalogical based humour have been issued a warning by all teachers who have enough to be dealing with what with working during a pandemic, WWN can report.

All fever-based joshing and cries of ‘Miss, miss, miss is this a funeral home ‘cus there’s some amount of coughings’ will be greeted with targeted I’m-putting-that-cheeky-little-shit-through-the-wall based violence, according to several teachers we spoke too.

“Love a joke as much as the next person but after the 100th cough inside the first 20 seconds of the day, next class clown who tries it will find a fist to the face is more painful than a Covid-19 test,” confirmed teacher of a school containing in the region of 50 class clowns.

“Next sniggering shitebag who sneezes and says he ate bat soup for lunch is in for it,” renarked another teacher who works at a school so underfunded its shed used for isolating students is a prefab shed.

Far from condemning the violence wrought against sniggering teenagers seeking to disrupt class, parents of class clowns have offered help and advice to teachers.

“Our Peter still wets the bed now and again if you want to mention that as you’re dishing out slaps,” confirmed one parent of a student that is currently wearing his face mask as a thong during Maths.

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