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Ronnie O’Sullivan Wins Some Bollocks Tournament That He Couldn’t Be Arsed With
SNOOKER legend Ronnie O’Sullivan has clinched a sixth World Title in whatever that tournament was that he competed in last ... -
Ireland Approach ‘Ah, Sure Fuck It’ Stage Of Pandemic Response
PANICKED international pandemic monitors have discovered that Ireland has reached the ‘ah, sure fuck it’ stage of their pandemic response. ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Kamala Harris
JOE BIDEN’S pick to be his Vice President in the event of a November election victory, the 55-year-old American of ... -
Trump Exploring All Options To Ensure US Has Freely Unfair Election
PLEDGING TO do his best to make the upcoming presidential election as far from ‘free and fair’ as possible, US ... -
For Some Reason, Hay Fever Sufferer Really Thought He’d Get This Year Off
DESPITE having suffered the seasonal slings of pollen-based nasal misfortune for the past 20 years, there was something about the ... -
These Are The 126 Pubs Closed For Flouting Covid Guidelines, So You Know They’re Good ...
AS MANY as 126 pubs have been sanctioned by authorities for flouting Covid-19 related restrictions, prompting a shocked and appalled ... -
Gardaí Shut Down Meat Factory Pub Operating As A School
AUTHORITIES’ worst fears in relation to a lack of compliance with Covid-19 guidelines have been realised after gardaí discovered a ... -
Taoiseach Replaces Varadkar’s Face Mask With A Muzzle
ROLLING his eyes towards the heavens yet again Taoiseach Micheál Martin has ordered government officials to restrain Tánaiste Leo Varadkar ... -
“It Really Works!” We Speak To Russia’s Covid-19 Vaccine Volunteers
CALLING a press conference to confirm Russia has ‘successfully developed’ a rushed through Covid-19 vaccine for which he has provided ... -
Government Promises To Poorly Explain Colour-Coded System In Confusing Manner Very Soon
IN AN attempt to reflect the fact that Ireland will be living with Covid-19 for some time to come, the ...
