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Trump Exploring All Options To Ensure US Has Freely Unfair Election
PLEDGING TO do his best to make the upcoming presidential election as far from ‘free and fair’ as possible, US ... -
For Some Reason, Hay Fever Sufferer Really Thought He’d Get This Year Off
DESPITE having suffered the seasonal slings of pollen-based nasal misfortune for the past 20 years, there was something about the ... -
These Are The 126 Pubs Closed For Flouting Covid Guidelines, So You Know They’re Good ...
AS MANY as 126 pubs have been sanctioned by authorities for flouting Covid-19 related restrictions, prompting a shocked and appalled ... -
Gardaí Shut Down Meat Factory Pub Operating As A School
AUTHORITIES’ worst fears in relation to a lack of compliance with Covid-19 guidelines have been realised after gardaí discovered a ... -
Taoiseach Replaces Varadkar’s Face Mask With A Muzzle
ROLLING his eyes towards the heavens yet again Taoiseach Micheál Martin has ordered government officials to restrain Tánaiste Leo Varadkar ... -
“It Really Works!” We Speak To Russia’s Covid-19 Vaccine Volunteers
CALLING a press conference to confirm Russia has ‘successfully developed’ a rushed through Covid-19 vaccine for which he has provided ... -
Government Promises To Poorly Explain Colour-Coded System In Confusing Manner Very Soon
IN AN attempt to reflect the fact that Ireland will be living with Covid-19 for some time to come, the ... -
“It’s My Speciality” Says Local Man About The One Meal He Can Cook
“IT’S just a little something I’ve taught myself back during lockdown, you know you can’t be ordering takeaway every night” ... -
Tipp Girl Wearing County Jersey Everywhere
DETERMINED not to let the coronavirus pandemic come between her and her public adoration of her county team, Tipperary woman ... -
2021 To Be Fast-tracked By 4 Months
DOZENS of World leaders met in Geneva, Switzerland last night for a rare but positive meeting into the fast tracking ...
