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Government Asks Publicans Have They No Homes To Go To
“RIGHT there folks, please” announced the government today, while spraying Pledge on tables in an attempt to get Irish publicans ... -
Parents Not Even Slightly Missing Kids One Bit
AN ANTICIPATED wave of sorrow, fear and regret over sending children back to school after almost 7 months at home ... -
Banksy Refugee Boat Taken From Sea And Put Up For Auction
A RESCUE boat funded by British street artist Banksy is to go up for auction next week after being originally ... -
Gardai Assemble Crack Squad Of Teetotallers To Combat House Parties
YOU’VE heard of the Dirty Dozen, well meet the Clean 19, a crack squad of zero-craic agents specialising in covid-19 ... -
Second Lockdown Inevitable, Confirms Some Lad In Shop
BREAKING news emanating from a local shop today has confirmed that a second national lockdown is absolutely inevitable, WWN can ... -
Human Rights Court Finally Bans Burpees
FIT people and sort-of fit people alike shared tears of joy outside the Court Of Human Rights in Strasbourg today, ... -
School Children Confused As Nobody Hands Them iPad At 10am To Watch For Rest Of ...
SIX months of running roughshod over their fraught parents at home appears to have lulled children into believing that life ... -
“If We’re Good Enough For TV Presenters, We’re Good Enough For Kids” Claire Byrne’s Shed ...
DEFENDING recent news that a garden shed is to be used to as a covid-19 isolation room, celebrity shed Claire ... -
Asteroid Not Man Enough To Have A Go At Earth, NASA Confirm
NASA scientists have tonight pressed the Earth’s forehead up against the barrel of an intergalactic proverbial gun and goaded whoever’s ...
