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“I’m Fixing It” Zuckerberg Calmly Douses Facebook HQ In Petrol
STAFF at Facebook’s headquarters in California have been advised by senior members not ask anymore questions as the company’s owner ... -
Guide To Looking Your Best For Whoever’s Hacked Your Laptop’s Camera
SECURITY flaws, dubbed Meltdown and Spectre, found in computer hardware manufactured by Intel, ARM and AMD are believed to be ... -
“Oh, They Won’t Be Long Giving Him Back!” Insists Parents Of Abducted Child
THE Parents of a missing child believed to have been abducted earlier today have insisted that his captors won’t be ... -
Guide To Slowly Becoming A Man City Fan While No One’s Looking
MANCHESTER CITY’S imperious march towards the Premier League title in stunning style may have given many once dedicated fans the ... -
Harris ‘Sorry’ Everybody Getting Sick At The Same Time
THIS season’s Minister for Health, Simon Harris, has officially said sorry to patients for the fact they personally got sick at the ... -
6 Things From The 80s That Are Making A Comeback!
THEY say some things never go out of fashion, they just take a break for a while, and that’s certainly ... -
North Korea Introduces New Senior Advisor
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has unveiled his new senior advisor, Steve Bannon, who he claims will help his country ... -
Dundalk Stabbings: What Some Lad In The Comment Section Knows So Far
THE AFTERMATH of the murder of a 24-year-old Japanese national along with the stabbing of two other men has seen ... -
‘Get Out’ Remake To Revolve Around Culchie Man At Dublin Party
GET Out, the surprise hit of 2017, is to receive a remake from a young Irish director who will use ... -
Picking The Most Dangerous Country Roads To Cycle On, A Guide
CHOOSING the twistiest, most impassable route to cycle on can be one of the most difficult decisions an amateur cyclist ...
