POLL: Should Anna Kendrick Be Executed After Mispronouncing Some Irish Person’s Name?

IN a crime which evoked memories of similarly barbaric acts against a downtrodden people, Hollywood actress Anna Kendrick mispronounced the name of an Irish actress you have quite possibly never heard of before today.

Pronouncing the name Balfe as ‘Bal-fi’ instead of ‘Bal-fuh’ has been called this generation of Irish people’s Famine.

A Nuremberg-style trial has been mooted for Kendrick but many people feel we should just skip the trial altogether and go straight to the execution, do you agree? Should she be executed?

Poll: Should she be executed?

• Hang on, she hasn't been ripped limb from limb by an angry mob already? Fuck sake, nothing gets done in this country.
• Life is a series of defeats punctuated by momentary illusions of joy, so yeah, Kendrick fucked my Monday right up with this. It's nothing short of a war crime. I hope her death is painful.
• Anna's famous & she was speaking Irish names, we're so lucky. Could you do up a '50 times famous Americans talked about Ireland' list, I could masturbate to that.

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