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Bale Injury Paves The Way For Ireland To Still Lose To Wales
A HUGE BOOST for Ireland ahead of their crunch World Cup qualifier on Monday has come in the shape of ... -
Las Vegas Terror Incident Downgraded To ‘Oh Wait, He’s White’
AS THE American people are forced yet again to reckon with the tragic aftermath of another mass shooting, there has ... -
Children Get Their Intelligence From Their Father’s Mistress, Finds Study
ACCORDING to researchers, a father’s mistress determines how clever his children are and the mother makes no difference in how their children’s ... -
“Ah, Hello? God Knows More About Vaccinations Than Any Doctor”
In his brand new column, Bishop Cornelius Byle, WWN’s resident priest and conscience expert, explains why vaccines are rubbish, they ... -
Government’s Environment Policy Found Discarded At Illegal Dumping Site In Wicklow
A CRIMINAL investigation is underway following the discovery of the government’s missing environmental policy at an illegal dumping site, WWN ... -
United Ireland Confirmed After Gerry Adams Holds Referendum In His House
EMBOLDENED by the action taken by the regional government in Catalonia at the weekend, which saw 90% of the 2.5 ... -
Homeless To Be Broken Up Into ‘Homeless’ & ‘Really Fucking Homeless’
IN a bid to lower the bad look of the country’s current homelessness crisis, the government has unveiled a scheme ... -
Local Girl Was Just About To Tag You In This
WATERFORD girl Jane Keenan was this morning narrowly pipped to the post by her friend who managed to tag her ... -
Trump Assures Puerto Ricans They’re Fine
VICTIMS of the devastating hurricane that levelled Puerto Rico have been assured once again by President Donald Trump that they ... -
Rural Ireland To Close By 2019
PLANS have been put in place to ‘wrap up’ rural Ireland by 2019, completing a 50-year-long the process that has ...