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Zuckerberg To Spend Nice Relaxing Evening Listening In To Everyone’s Calls
AFTER yet another busy and stressful day at Facebook HQ, American technology entrepreneur Mark Zuckerberg kicked off his $4 Walmart trainers ... -
REVEALED: All The Questions TDs Asked Zuckerberg In Dublin
FACEBOOK’S Mark Zuckerberg was in Dublin today to carry on the long tradition of big business leaders dropping in to ... -
Local Facebook Community Group Full Of Fucking Whingers
A REPORT into local Facebook community pages and groups has found that the vast majority of members are complete fucking whingers that ... -
Public Shocked To Learn Government In Bed With Multinationals
THE IRISH public let out a shrill cry before dramatically fainting after learning its government may have shown preferential treatment ... -
New Facebook Dating Service Just Facebook
ALTHOUGH leaked details regarding Facebook’s new dating profile srvice have shown that the service is just basically Facebook, that hasn’t stopped ... -
‘Facebook Courts’ Application Launched For Trials By Social Media
DUE TO an increasing number of unregulated trials by social media over the past decade, which has seen millions of ... -
Zuckerberg Bombarded With Facebook Ads For Suits, Haircuts
FACEBOOK Tsar Mark Zuckerberg is currently suffering from repetitive strain injury in his wrist, caused by having to ceaselessly click ... -
Thousands Of Newsfeeds Affected Following Syrian Chemical Attack
A CHEMICAL attack which continues the incalculable suffering endured by innocent civilians in Syria has tragically interrupted thousands of people’s ... -
“I Found The Problem” Zuckerberg Finds Rusty Old Wrench Jamming Server
FOLLOWING months of pressure from some of the world’s leading nations and security agencies, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has finally ... -
Delete Yourself. Now.
Dear Internet user, Please read the following open letter carefully, as this is the only correspondence you’re getting from us. ...
