Category: LOCAL NEWS


Attractive Woman Kicked Out Of Bed For Eating Biscuits

PART-TIME promotional model and former Bebo Stunner Natasha D’Arcy found her one-night stand with a local man last Saturday night cut short, following her decision to interrupt a lovemaking session with a quick snack. The highly attractive 24 year old had enjoyed a night of socialising with Mark Deeghan, also 24, in their native town… Read more »

Wexford Begins Grim Task of Earthquake Clean-up As Search For Missing Continues

A DAY after an earthquake rocked Wexford to its core, specially trained crews have begun straightening picture frames and clearing broken tea-cups as rescue operations begin across the region. Reports say the quake knocked over two ornaments in Margaret Mckilhenny’s house yesterday evening, and several sacred heart pictures were said to be ‘lopsided’ throughout the… Read more »

Marching Band Members Can’t Wait For All That Sweet Ass St. Patricks Day Pussy

MUSICIANS performing with Marching bands in St. Patricks Day parades across the country are this weekend resting themselves in preparation for a deluge of horny groupies following their performances on Monday evening. Bandmasters have begun administering condoms and Vitamin B12 shots in order to help band members survive the sexual onslaught which follows the yearly… Read more »