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Prince Charles Visits Historic Birthplace Of Chip On Cork’s Shoulder
A HUSHED silence gathered as large throngs of Corkonians crowded around Britain’s Prince Charles and his wife Not Diana, as ... -
Local Woman Cancels Social Life In Bid To Concentrate On Love Island
A LOCAL Waterford woman has taken very necessary action against her social life as it appeared it could begin affecting ... -
Couple Just View Houses For The Craic Now
HAVING come to terms with the fact that their first step on the property ladder is still at least 60 ... -
Irish Media Announce Permanent Shift To Just Covering The Weather
THE IRISH media has announced its intention to soon cease all coverage of news, politics, culture, sport, science and fashion ... -
Local Man Doesn’t Get Sunburned (UPDATED)
WATERFORD man Derek Lenning has brushed aside pleas to put on some sunscreen while out in the heat, stating emphatically ... -
Varadkar Just Fucking With DUP These Days
A PRESS release by Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has confirmed what many had already believed; that the Fine Gael leader is ... -
New Garda Uniform Bought From Middle Aisle In Aldi
THE PROPOSED new summer uniforms for An Garda Síochána, an unsuitable replacement for the currently unsuitable uniforms, were purchased for ... -
“Leaving Cert Shit Since They Changed It” States Local Man
LOCAL man Francis Milton has come out against the apparent simplicity of the Leaving Certificate examinations, stating that back in ... -
Waterford Quay Development To Bring City Roaring Into 19th Century
WATERFORD CITY will be brought roaring into the 19th century with a new €280 million development along the north quays, ... -
Very Modern Ireland Loudly Tutting At Northern Ireland’s Abortion Laws
THE UK SUPREME Court’s rejection of an appeal from human rights campaigners over Northern Ireland’s abortion laws has given the ...