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Dublin Man Kneecapped For Ratting Out Neighbour’s Hosepipe Use
GARDAÍ have renewed calls for people wishing to inform on neighbours illegally using hosepipes by advising them to call their Garda confidential ... -
McDonald Lifts Book Off Shelf & Discovers Secret Underground IRA Cave
REPORTS coming into WWN suggest Sinn Féin leader Mary Lou McDonald has discovered an underground Republican cave on par with ... -
Local Man Gets Weird Satisfaction From Driving Over Roadkill
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has admitted to deriving an odd satisfaction from driving over already dead animals he comes across ... -
Local Man Soaks In Callipo Bath In Desperate Bid To Keep Cool
IN a last ditch attempt to keep his body at a safe and comfortable temperature this evening, local man Colm ... -
Local Woman Has The. Best. Friends. Ever.
ONE Waterford woman has made the claim that she has ‘The. Best. Friends. Ever.’ in a recent social media post ... -
Latest Batch Of HB Ice Creams Transported To Shops Via Armed Guard
DEPARTING from an undisclosed location this afternoon, a line of trucks transporting ice creams exited a top secret HB facility ... -
“I Fucking Dare Anyone To Run Against Me”
CURRENT president of Ireland Michael D. Higgins smirked at reporters earlier today after being asked about potential opponents in a ... -
POLL: Is It Time Women Were Allowed To Become Priests?
AS A ROW continues to brew between the Archbishop of Dublin Diarmuid Martin and Minister for Culture Josepha Madigan over ... -
New Garda Commissioner Watches ‘Training Day’ As Part Of Induction Training
INCOMING GARDA Commissioner Drew Harris is set to sit himself down in front of the TV to watch the Denzel ... -
BREAKING: Ireland To Burst Into Flames Any Minute Now
THE SOARING temperatures occurring as the country descends into a sweaty mess will result in the entirety of Ireland bursting ...