Category: Hororscopes

Horoscopes

Aries March 21 – April 19 Your Halloween costume dilemma is solved this week when your car careers side-on into a truck. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Star signs are the least of your worries this week. Gemini May 21 – June 20 You will make it till four o clock today before finding… Read more »

Horoscopes

Aries March 21 – April 19 You will finally master the Family Fortunes ‘wrong’ buzzer noise this week, much to the disgust of your cat and only friend Mr. Tiddles. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Smearing butter on your naked self will only keep them at bay for so long. Gemini May 21 – June 20… Read more »

WWN Horoscopes

Aries March 21 – April 19 All is fair in love and online role playing games so stop fucking shouting down the internet at WarlockDan35, your neighbours can hear you. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Well, I told you it wasn’t a good idea to put that peep hole next to the shower, but… Read more »

WWN Horoscopes

  Welcome to WWN’s weekly look at what the planets have in store for you. Keep up to date with all your astronomy needs every Monday. For previous entries see waterfordwhispersnews.com/category/horoscopes/ Aries March 21 – April 19 This week I take no pleasure in telling you that you are going to have ‘impromptu urine-leaking-out-of-your-body’ incident… Read more »

WWN Horoscopes

Husband number 4 asked me for a divorce this morning so excuse me if I don’t feel like telling you about your shitty little lives. If you’re that desperate just look over last week’s horoscopes. WWN Horoscopes

WWN Horoscopes

Aries March 21 – April 19 This week friends, family and coworkers will point out how what a wonderful and caring person you are. If only they knew about that homeless person you ran over. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Shhh… they’re watching us. They see and hear everything. Gemini May 21 – June… Read more »

WWN Horoscopes

Aries March 21 – April 19 Do you want the bad news or the bad news first? Taurus April 20 – May 20 This week you will finally meet your birth mother. What do you mean you didn’t know you were adopted. Gemini May 21 – June 20 Jesus, just had a read over your… Read more »

WWN Horoscopes

Welcome to WWN’s weekly look at what the planets have in store for you. Keep up to date with all your astronomy needs every Monday. For previous entries see waterfordwhispersnews.com/category/horoscopes/ Aries March 21 – April 19 Uranus is in Jupiter’s love zone… wait, hang on. I just want some credit for doing this gig for… Read more »

WWN Horoscopes

Welcome to WWN’s weekly look at what the planets have in store for you. Keep up to date with all your astronomy needs every Monday. For previous entries see waterfordwhispersnews.com/category/horoscopes/ Aries March 21 – April 19 You can’t understand why you’re so unhappy, and that’s okay. However, Saturn’s ascension above Virgo’s moon won’t make it… Read more »

WWN Horoscopes

Aries March 21 – April 19 Bruno Mars is in ascension, which means this week your head will be filled with catchy but empty pop songs. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Spoiler alert! You die. Gemini May 21 – June 20 Don’t listen to your friends, it is time to ask out that guy… Read more »