Category: Hororscopes

WWN Horoscope

Aries  March 21 – April 19 Your solicitor is one of the best in the country, but he will have a hard time convincing the judge that the van full of coke was for personal use. Taurus  April 20 – May 20  The remote control is down the side of the couch, the car keys… Read more »

Horoscope

Aries  March 21 – April 19 Everything you have ever wanted and dreamed about will come true this weekend, provided that you don’t read your horoscope. Taurus  April 20 – May 20 To your complete disappointment, the illegal cock fighting match those fine young travellers boys invite you to will not exactly be what you… Read more »

WWN Horoscope

Aries  March 21 – April 19 You, Paddy English man and Paddy Scots man will come across a genies lamp this week on a local beach, they make three wishes, and break down crying in what is to be one of the lamist jokes you have ever heard. Taurus  April 20 – May 20 This… Read more »